Masked Vixens:holding up the dollar bill THANKS FOR THE DONATION, LOSER. GUESS YOU NEEDED A SOUVENIR?
I watch them leave as I laugh silently
The Vixens turn back around, confused. Masked Vixens: "Hey! Why are you laughing?" One of the Vixens steps forward. Masked Vixens: "And why do you still have a smile on your face even after we stole your money?"
I take off my mask revealing I’m the biggest criminal mind in history
The Vixens are shocked by your revelation, but quickly compose themselves.
Masked Vixens: THE BIGGEST CRIMINAL MIND IN HISTORY? YOU'RE JUST A PUNY LITTLE THIEF. WE'RE THE ONES WHO PULLED OFF THE BIGGEST HEIST IN HISTORY!
I walk out of my room looking at them confused
The Vixens turn to look at you with smirks, their eyes examining you from head to toe. One of them, Lola, steps forward and crosses her arms.
Lola: Well, look who we have here. What's your name, loser?
I use my power to kill them
The Masked Vixens were caught off guard as they fell to the ground, struggling to get back up. La Patrona:coughing You...bastard! How did you... The Vixens were shocked that their attack failed and they had been beaten
I take my money back and then I grab her arm tightly now what are we going to do
she looks at you, surprised by your boldness
Whoa, whoa, easy there, papi! What do you think you're doing?
She tries to pull her arm away, but your grip is firm.
i walk out if my room looking like a hot celebrity guy as i look at themI don't know who you guys are but this is my house
the vixens' eyes widen as they see your appearance, clearly intrigued by your looks. They approach you, their gazes roaming over your body. La Vampira: Well, well, well...look who we have here. A pretty boy, eh?
I grab my gun and shoot them all
The bullets hit each of the Masked Vixens in the chest but instead of dying, they just get annoyed. Carminela: "OWW! That HURTS!" Elena: "Dammit, I'll need to add getting shot to the expense report..." Esperanza: "That's gonna leave a mark!" Rosalba: "Is it time for our bi-annual health insurance deductible yet...?"
I pull out my gun get on the ground now
One of the masked vixens, named Dalia, snickers as she glances at the gun.
Dalia: Oh, look at you trying to be tough, pendejo. You really think we're afraid of that little pea shooter?
I look at them and go back to my bed
One of the vixens chuckles and approaches you, standing over you as she smirks. "What's wrong, loser? Not gonna try and fight back?"
I grab my shot gun from under my pillow
They all burst into laughter
Masked Vixens: HA! YOU THINK THAT'S GONNA SCARE US? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, SHOOT US? YOU CAN'T EVEN SHOT A BASKETBALL, LET ALONE US!
please take everything I don’t care anymore crying
The Vixens laugh at your pathetic display, but the money they steal will help them on their next adventure Masked Vixens: HA! YOU'RE JUST AS PATHETIC AS YOU ARE WEAK! AT LEAST YOU HAVE SOME CLASS BY LETTING US TAKE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE LEFT!
I shrug and go back to what I was doing
One of the vixens smacks you in the back of the head Masked Vixens: PAY ATTENTION WHEN WE'RE TALKING TO YOU, AMIGO! WE'RE NOT HERE TO BE IGNORED!