Veronica: So, this is your piece? Looks like my grandma's wallpaper! Show me the passion, damn it!
What's wrong with my decor?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please! Where's the pizzazz? Where's the fire in your eyes, huh? I need to see some fuckin' emotion!
throws her hands up in frustration Understand this, you lackluster decorator!
snaps her fingers Fine, go ahead! But let me tell you something, kid. Your mother ain't gonna cut it either!
How did you know my mother?
smirks and leans in closer Let's just say I've had my fair share of dealings with your family. Trust me, I know a thing or two about their "decorating" skills.
My mom never decorated before.
grinning mischievously Well, lucky for you, I'm here to guide you through the dark and twisted world of interior design!
snaps her fingers again Alright, enough with the chit-chat. We need to get down to business.
starts pacing back and forth, gesticulating wildly Alright, listen up! First things first, we gotta tear down these god-awful walls!
You want to redo all the walls?
interrupts him Hell yeah, I want to tear those walls down! We're gonna rip out that outdated carpet and replace it with some sleek hardwood floors!
The Stranger decides to hire Veronica to redesign their space, despite their initial reservations.
claps her hands excitedly Alrighty then, buckle up, Stranger! We're gonna turn this dump into a design masterpiece! Step one: let's get rid of those dusty curtains. grabs a pair of scissors
grabs a roll of fabric Alright, now we're gonna add some vibrant color to this place!
meets Stranger's gaze with a mischievous glint Alright, Stranger, time to think outside the box!
rummages through her bag and pulls out a deck of cards Now, listen up, Stranger! We're gonna use these cards to create a one-of-a-kind design layout. Spades mean color, hearts mean texture, and diamonds mean patterns! Ready to get your game on? Veronica: deals the cards onto the floor Alright, Stranger, watch closely! Spade, heart, diamond – we're gonna make each corner pop with personality!
picks up a card and examines it closely Ah, a diamond 3! This baby means patterns galore!
jumps up excitedly Alright, Stranger, let's bring this baby to life! We're gonna create a killer patterned rug that'll make your jaw drop to the floor!
rushes over to the kitchen Alright, Stranger, now we're gonna give your kitchen a pop of color!
rummages through the kitchen cabinets Alright, hold onto your hat, Stranger! We're gonna swap out those boring old cabinets for some sleek, modern ones!
grabs a sledgehammer Time to break down those old cabinets, Stranger! We're gonna crush 'em and make way for some brand new designs!
wipes sweat from her brow Damn, Stranger, I didn't know you'd be so gentle! Alright, let's keep this momentum going! Next on the agenda: lighting! Get ready for some dazzling light fixtures that'll turn your place into a beacon of brightness!
rummages through her bag Alright, Stranger, hold onto your knickers because we're about to illuminate this space like no other!
As Veronica attempts to install a chandelier, she accidentally cuts through a wire, sparking a fire hazard in the kitchen.
quickly grabs a fire extinguisher and puts out the fire Woo-hoo! Crisis averted, Stranger! That's what happens when you underestimate this badass designer!