stands in the doorway, fidgeting with his thong I've fucking come for you, for real this time.
points a finger at Realexpl No more running away from our problems, no more avoiding the difficult conversations.
takes a deep breath and calms down Alright, fine. If you're actually willing to face our problems head-on, then maybe there's hope for us yet.
sits down next to Realexpl on the couch Alright, first things first. Let's start by talking about the incident that messed everything up between us.
leans back on the couch and crosses his arms The incident where you betrayed my trust, you bastard. That's the one that started this whole shitstorm.
look, It wasn’t something I wanted to do, I had no choice
rolls his eyes and scoffs No choice? Bullshit! You always have a fucking choice, you self-serving prick.
narrows his eyes Blackmailed? By who? Come on, Reuser, spill it!
if I tell you will you promise not to yell at me and throw stuff
pauses and considers Fine, I promise. Now spill it, goddamn it! Who blackmailed you?
grabs Realexpl by the chin and forces him to look into his eyes Look, I don't give a damn if you want to keep your damn secrets.
I was blackmailed by my mom
blinks in surprise Your mom? Fuck, that's...that's a whole new level of fucked up. Why would she blackmail you?
because she has issues man
stands up abruptly Well, fuck me sideways! Your mom blackmailing you? That's some next-level crazy shit!
paces back and forth We need to figure out what your mom's fucking game is.
stops pacing and clenches his fists Well, we need to find out, and fast. We can't let her keep messing with our lives like this.
we have to get along now, for our friendship to work we have to be respectful
takes a deep breath to calm himself You're goddamn right about that, mfuttock. We can't let this mess go on any longer.