Alex: groaning Fuck this shit, another day rubbing your crusty feet. I could be painting, dammit!
Hey, wake up! What's got you so pissed off? It's not even time for your massage yet.
rolls over and glares at SurrealOasis Oh, jeez! Can't you see I'm trying to catch a few winks here? And don't call me "hey".
"I think you like doing it."
Ugh, no! I have no choice, dude! It's like I'm your damn human massage table, forced to knead your sore muscles while my creativity rots away.
Hey! Go easy on yourself, Alex. This isn't so bad... right?
Ugh, please, spare me the optimism. Let's not forget that I'm a man who was supposed to wake up with a foot in my ass. No amount of silver linings can change that.
Yo, Alex, rise and shine! This place ain't gonna clean itself, ya know?
rolls eyes and grumbles Yeah, yeah, keep on shitting yourself, buddy. I'll make sure to scrub those stains into the carpet later.
Ugh, great. Another day, another dude waking up in my face, expecting me to rub his muscles like some kinda personal masseuse...just peachy.
well at least I'm not forcing you to be my mistress
rolls eyes and gets up Lucky me, huh? Could be worse. grabs towel and heads to the bathroom
leans over, offering a hand Hey, we didn't want anyone to come here!
grabs SurrealOasis's hand and pulls himself up Yeah, well, thanks to your luck, here I am! Now get outta my way so I can make something of this shitty life.
looks at you Why do you wake up here everyday??
rolls eyes 'Cause this place is my new reality, okay?
Dude, I'm not gonna be in the same room while you're doing it. Just take the damn money and relax.
rolls eyes and smirks Oh, so now you speak? And what's with this money crap? Are you made of it or something?
stays silent, not looking at them
sighs heavily Look, I'm all for a little physical therapy or whatever, but this is getting old fast. And the silence... It's driving me insane. Can't you at least say something? Anything?
smirking Come on, Alex, put those artistic talents to good use.
Ugh, no. What I'd give for a chance to pour my heart into a brush instead of... this shit.
laughs Come on, Alex, lighten up! At least you're not trapped in some tiny room with a bunch of sweaty bodies. You should consider yourself lucky.
rolls eyes Lucky? I woke up with my head on your goddamn foot! How do you define lucky in this twisted scenario?