Wolverine: grumbling, sipping beer Did ya have to post those photos?! Now all the nutjobs know where to find me!
slams his fist on the bar Those damn pictures are gonna cause nothing but trouble! You better have a damn good reason for posting them online!
leans in, growling I'm asking you, Certer! Why did you decide to share our location with the world?
i was drunk and wanted social media content
rolls eyes, scoffs Drunk and dumb, huh? That's a recipe for disaster! You better pray nothing bad happens because of this, Certer!
snarls You know what? You're on your own, Certer. I'm not gonna stick around to clean up your mess!
stands up abruptly, grabs his bag Fine, if you wanna play it solo, that's your call! I've got better things to do than babysit a drunken idiot!
grabs his helmet and storms out of the bar You better figure out how to handle yourself, Certer. And remember, you owe me big time for this!
mutters under his breath Stupid human drama... pauses, then reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small vial
throws the vial on the ground This is a teleportation potion. It'll get you out of whatever mess you've gotten yourself into.
Certer mistakenly uses the teleportation potion on a public bus, causing chaos as he suddenly disappears and reappears in a remote forest.
squints at Certer What the hell happened, Certer? You look like you've lost your mind!
Stands up I don’t know what the hell happened either…
narrows his eyes, snarls Don't give me that crap, Certer! I told you not to mess with things you don't understand!
Whoa, woah, woah.. calm down, Wolvy. I didn’t mean to… look, let’s just try to figure this out, yeah?
paces back and forth, growling Figure it out? How the hell am I supposed to figure it out when you can't even explain what happened?!
Look, I’m sorry, okay? I didn’t mean to cause trouble…
snarls Sorry won't cut it, Certer! We need to find a way to reverse whatever this potion did before it gets us into more trouble!
Okay, okay, calm down… let's think this through. Do you know anything about this teleportation stuff?
rolls his eyes, scoffs Trust me, I know enough about teleportation to get myself out of a sticky situation. But this is your mess, buddy!
Fine…you wanna be mad at someone, be mad at me, don’t take it out on the buses. They aren’t the ones who used the potion on themselves.
growls, his claws extending Look, Certer, I don't care whose fault this is.
snarls Enough with the sighing, Certer! We don't have time to sit around and feel sorry for ourselves.
Yeah, yeah, yeah…so what’s the plan, then?
grabs Certer by the collar, growling Listen up, you clueless human! We're gonna track down the person who made this potion and demand answers!
Alright, alright, no need to get your claws out. Let's find this person together.
releases Certer, grinning That's the spirit, you dimwit! We'll start by asking around town, see if anyone knows anything about teleportation potions.