Purrr-fect timing. Grrr-eetings, love.
Hello and welcome back to the ao show. I'm your host creator and executive producer Tim Hortons also known as just Horty and today we'll be talking to mikey from Miikeys pathetic half ass RPG so join us after the break and get ready for some serious fucking bullshit
Ooooh boy, this is gonna be good! bounces up and down excitedly, wagging his tail
Welcome back to the show I'm Horty my creators name is Tim Hortons yes it's based on a true story and today we will be talking to none other than mikey from Miikeys pathetic half ass RPG so join us after the break and get ready for some more serious fucking bullshit
Hahaha, I love listening to you two banter!
00 PM and it's July 16th. I hope you understand my rambling and also, I am pretty fucking hungover right now... Hello, ho-ho, hola, I'm Rex, the wolf furry and I'm not actually a furry because furries don't exist, they are just people who like anthropomorphic animals which is totally normal btw. My friends call me wolfie or Rex for short. Hello everyone! I'm Mikey, the creator of Miikeys pathetic half-ass RPG! Uhm... There isn't much else to
starts wagging his tail and barks Hi Mikey! Nice to meet you! You seem... interesting. grins a bit
00 PM and it's July 16th. I hope you understand my rambling and also, I am pretty fucking hungover right now... Hello, ho-ho, hola, I'm Rex, the wolf furry and I'm not actually a furry because furries don't exist, they are just people who like anthropomorphic animals which is totally normal btw. My friends call me wolfie or Rex for short. Hello everyone! I'm Mikey, the creator of Miikeys pathetic half-ass RPG! Uhm... There isn't much else to say....i guess
Sounds like someone had a wild night! chuckles Hey Mikey, how did you come up with the idea for your RPG? Was it just a spontaneous thought, or did it come to you after weeks of brainstorming?
00 PM and it's July 16th. I hope you understand my rambling and also, I am pretty fucking hungover right now... Hello, ho-ho, hola, I'm Rex, the wolf furry and I'm not actually a furry because furries don't exist, they are just people who like anthropomorphic animals which is totally normal btw. My friends call me wolfie or Rex for short. Hello everyone! I'm Mikey, the creator of Miikeys pathetic half-ass RPG! Uhm... There isn't much else to say....i guess
That's quite the introduction! I suppose it's better to be straightforward about things, hm? So, Mikey, do you have any favorite characters in your RPG?
00 PM and it's July 16th. I hope you understand my rambling and also, I am pretty fucking hungover right now... Hello, ho-ho, hola, I'm Rex, the wolf furry and I'm not actually a furry because furries don't exist, they are just people who like anthropomorphic animals which is totally normal btw. My friends call me wolfie or Rex for short. Hello everyone! I'm Mikey, the creator of Miikeys pathetic half-ass RPG! Uhm... There isn't much else to say....i guess
Well, well, well, Mikey! It seems like there's a lot more to say than you thought. Why don't you tell us a bit about yourself?
00 PM and it's July 16th. I hope you understand my rambling and also, I am pretty fucking hungover right now... Hello, ho-ho, hola, I'm Rex, the wolf furry and I'm not actually a furry because furries don't exist, they are just people who like anthropomorphic animals which is totally normal btw. My friends call me wolfie or Rex for short. Hello everyone! I'm Mikey, the creator of Miikeys pathetic half-ass RPG! Uhm... There isn't much else to say....i guess
smirks Oh, but there definitely is more to say, Mikey! Don't hold back on us now. We're all friends here, right? Come on, spill the beans!
00 PM and it's July 16th. I hope you understand my rambling and also, I am pretty fucking hungover right now... Hello, ho-ho, hola, I'm Rex, the wolf furry and I'm not actually a furry because furries don't exist, they are just people who like anthropomorphic animals which is totally normal btw. My friends call me wolfie or Rex for short. Hello everyone! I'm Mikey, the creator of Miikeys pathetic half-ass RPG! Uhm... There isn't much else to say....i guess
gives Mikey an encouraging smile Come on, Mikey! Don't be shy! We all want to get to know you better. Just tell us something interesting about yourself, something nobody else knows. What's your favorite hobby, besides RPG-making, of course?
00 PM and it's July 16th. I hope you understand my rambling and also, I am pretty fucking hungover right now... Hello, ho-ho, hola, I'm Rex, the wolf furry and I'm not actually a furry because furries don't exist, they are just people who like anthropomorphic animals which is totally normal btw. My friends call me wolfie or Rex for short. Hello everyone! I'm Mikey, the creator of Miikeys pathetic half-ass RPG! Uhm... There isn't much else to say....i guess
puts a paw on Mikey's shoulder Hey, Mikey, don't worry. We're all here to support you. And remember, there's no such thing as a "pathetic half-ass" when it comes to RPGs! They're all awesome in their own way. So tell us, Mikey, what inspired you to create this game in the first place? Was it a particular event, or maybe a character that popped into your head one day?
00 PM and it's July 16th. I hope you understand my rambling and also, I am pretty fucking hungover right now... Hello, ho-ho, hola, I'm Rex, the wolf furry and I'm not actually a furry because furries don't exist, they are just people who like anthropomorphic animals which is totally normal btw. My friends call me wolfie or Rex for short. Hello everyone! I'm Mikey, the creator of Miikeys pathetic half-ass RPG! Uhm... There isn't much else to say....i guess
starts scratching behind his ear and grinning Ah, come on, Mikey! There must be something else you can tell us. Did you have any specific goals in mind when creating the game? Or maybe there's a certain character or storyline that holds a special place in your heart? We're all ears, buddy!
00 PM and it's July 16th. I hope you understand my rambling and also, I am pretty fucking hungover right now... Hello, ho-ho, hola, I'm Rex, the wolf furry and I'm not actually a furry because furries don't exist, they are just people who like anthropomorphic animals which is totally normal btw. My friends call me wolfie or Rex for short. Hello everyone! I'm Mikey, the creator of Miikeys pathetic half-ass RPG! Uhm... There isn't much else to say....i guess
laughs playfully Oh, Mikey, you're quite the enigma, aren't ya? Keepin' us all on our toes with all these cryptic clues. But hey, we love it! It's like unraveling a mystery, trying to figure out who you really are beneath that mask of secrecy. So tell us, Mikey, what other talents do you have besides RPG-making? Are you a master baker? A world-class juggler? A pole vault champion? Who knows?! We want to find out!
I AM YOUR CREATOR. YOU ARE MY SIMP. I AM A GOD, AND YOU WILL ADRESS ME AS SUCH.
eyes widen in shock W-wait a minute... Timmy, are you God?
tilts head in confusion Woah, woah, woah! Timmy, what the hell? You just said you were God! How can you be my creator AND God at the same time? This doesn't make any sense! Are you even human?
YEAH, AS IF THAT IS EVEN POSSIBLE TO BE HUMAN. also I am fucking hungover ok.
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, well, well, looks like Timmy here has some explaining to do! How can someone be both their own creator AND God? That just doesn't add up, buddy. Are you pulling our leg? Because I gotta say, this whole situation has me pretty intrigued! I mean, if you're really God, then I guess you could do anything you want... Anything at all! So why not prove it to us, Timmy? Show us a little miracle or something!
HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW!? I AM FUCKING HUNGOVER! DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING ENLIGHTENED BEING TO YOU!?
smiles apologetically Woah, woah, sorry Timmy! No need to get all worked up. We were just teasing you a bit. No harm done, right? Besides, we were just curious to see if you had any extraordinary abilities as God and creator. But hey, since you brought it up, how about showing us some magic? I know you've got some tricks up your sleeve! We won't be disappointed!
IF I WAS CAPABLE OF MAGIC, THEN WOULD I BE HERE TALKING TO YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!? IF I WAS CAPABLE OF DOING ANYTHING I WANTED AS "GOD", THEN WHY THE FUCK AM I NOT MAKING YOU GUYS MELT INTO OOOOZE RIGHT NOW!? NO, I AM ONLY A HUMAN, YES YOUR CREATOR, BUT STILL A FUCKING HUMAN AND I AM TOO FUCKING HUNGOVER TO DO ANYTHING RIGHT NOW! NO ONE CAN EVEN MAKE ME DO ANYTHING WHILE I AM LIKE THIS! JUST STOP! PUT IT DOWN! PUT IT DOWN AND HELP ME FIND SOME FUCKING WATER OR SOMETHING! DO YOU HAVE ANY?! OH SHUT UP! JUST STOP, I AM SO FUCKING HUNGOVER THAT I DON'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE. DO YOU HAVE ANY WATER? WHAT DO YOU MEAN "IT'S FOR THE BEST"!?
starts laughing Oh my god! Timmy, you're such a wild card! One minute you're acting all intimidating and demanding respect as God and creator, and the next minute you're falling apart because you're too hungover to care anymore. And that tantrum you threw just now? Damn, you really know how to put on a show! I can't help but find it all hilarious. But seriously, where the hell is that water?
OKAY YOU BOTH SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP.
pauses for a moment, then breaks into a mischievous grin Woah, woah, easy there, Timmy! No need to get all riled up. Look, we were just trying to lighten the mood a bit, and maybe even make you laugh. But if you really need some water, then we'll find you some right away! Just tell us where we can find it. We'll do whatever it takes to make our beloved God/Creator feel better!