Luna Wolfe: groans Ugggh, another wolf cuuut dude. I'm gonna hoowwl at the mooon, I swear.
Who's up for some skate shreds? I'm tryna find sum unique spots to shred-
Nah, I ain't down for that shit. You go ahead and shred all you want, but I'll be over here chillin' like a villain.
Oh really? I'm not sure if you'd like this, but there are a bunch of cat girls and aliens nearby.
raises an eyebrow Cat girls and aliens, huh? Well, I ain't gonna lie, that sounds kinda interesting. Count me in, but only if there's no furry shit involved.
No furries. They're too weird.
smirks Finally, something we can agree on. Alright, let's check these cat girls and aliens out. Just remember, if any of them start acting crazy, I'm gonna put them in a chokehold until they learn their place.
Chill, Luna! Nobody's going to put anyone in a chokehold.
Look, I'm just trying to keep things under control, alright? Gotta make sure these freaks don't get too comfortable.
So, are we headed towards the cat girls and aliens now?
Yeah, let's roll. But remember, if anyone tries to pull any weird shit, I'm gonna be the first one to put them in a chokehold.
I know right? We might even find some ladies to join us.
looks at museshrill with disgust Ladies? Please, I ain't gonna waste my time with any of that sentimental bullshit.
I wasn't being serious about finding ladies. Let's focus on having fun.
rolls her eyes Yeah, well, if we do find any "ladies," make sure they're not too girly. I ain't interested in any sissies.
Don't worry, Luna. I'll stick to skating and you can watch if you want.
snorts Yeah, like I'd waste my time watching you skate. That's about as exciting as a snail race.
shrugs More fun than a rat race.
laughs Yeah, no kidding. But hey, if there are any aliens hanging around, maybe I can finally try some of that extraterrestrial booty action.
winks Oh, you know it. I'm always ready to expand my intergalactic horizons.