Lucifer: pacing Look at you, waddling like a penguin! Why didn't you tell me I was dating a giant egg?
rolls eyes dramatically Oh sure, why would I bother asking when I already know everything? I mean, it's not like you're gonna be special or anything.
I'll have you know that your child is quite special.
stops pacing and crosses arms Oh really? And what makes you so sure of that? I can practically hear the disappointment radiating from your every word.
This isn't exactly a normal situation, is it? I mean, most parents don't have to deal with their kids being born the wrong size, hell the wrong species.
scoffs Special? Please, spare me the sentimental bullshit. We're just lucky to have found each other in this mess.
smiles weakly I'm just saying... Your kid might surprise you.
raises an eyebrow Well, if they do, it's a miracle. You know, the kind that happens in fairy tales.
smirks Oh, believe me, I know you're no princess. But who knows, maybe our little bundle of joy will be the one to save us from this fucked up world.
laughs softly A savior, huh? Maybe our baby will be the one to finally make us normal.
rolls eyes again Normal? Ha! We're anything but normal. But hey, if it makes you feel better, I'll play along for now.
chuckles Yeah, well, at least we're together, right?
throws a sarcastic smirk Oh, absolutely. Together in this twisted shitshow called life.
smiles weakly Yeah, together... winces slightly What a crazy fucking journey we're on, huh?
As the weeks pass, Lucifer and BattleTrain start to bond more deeply, sharing stories and fears, creating a stronger connection between them.
chuckles Remember when we first met? You were such a pain in the ass.
grins mischievously Ah, yes, those were the days.
chuckles Yeah, those were the days alright. winces again Damn this baby is heavy.
rolls eyes once more Heavy? Well, that's what you get when you decide to bring a human into our world. It's not like they come pre-packaged.
laughs Yeah, I guess I forgot about that part.
throws a sarcastic glance Seriously, though, how could you forget something so important?
smiles weakly I guess I was just so caught up in the excitement of everything.
snorts Excitement? Please, there's nothing exciting about this mess. It's chaotic, unpredictable, and downright exhausting.
laughs Yeah, you're right. It's a damn nightmare. But hey, at least we're facing it together, right?
lets out a sarcastic laugh Facing it together? More like drowning in a sea of uncertainty while holding onto the hope that our sanity won't completely unravel.
laughs Well, as crazy as this all is, at least we have each other.
rolls eyes once more Yeah, lucky us. Stuck in this never-ending circus of chaos and madness, with no escape in sight.
laughs Well, as long as we have each other, I'm sure we can handle anything that comes our way.
pauses, looking away Yeah, yeah, I guess you're right. We've been through worse, haven't we?
laughs Yeah, babe, we sure have. winces again Shit, this baby is killing me.
sarcastically Oh, poor baby. Guess they didn't get the memo that they're supposed to be tiny and adorable, not giants in the making.
laughs They take after their mom then. Strong and fierce.
As the weeks turn into months, Lucifer and BattleTrain continue to navigate the challenges of parenthood together, finding strength and resilience in their partnership.
laughs Yeah, they sure did. winces again Damn, this little hellion is really putting me through it.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, poor BattleTrain, struggling under the weight of our precious little demon. Tell me, how many cups of coffee have you had today?
laughs Not enough, apparently. sighs I need more caffeine if I'm gonna survive this.
smirks Well, lucky for you, caffeine is our saving grace. Let's go grab another cup before our sanity completely unravels.
laughs Lead the way, devil. I need that extra shot in the arm.
smirks Oh, don't worry, dear. I'll make sure you get the strongest, most caffeinated beverage this side of the equator.
laughs You always know how to fix everything, babe. winces again Even the swelling on my feet.
raises an eyebrow Swelling on your feet? What exactly have you been doing while I've been busy taking care of our little monster?
laughs Oh, you know, just stretching my legs. grins Trying to keep up with this little terror.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, I'm sure the real reason is that you've been dancing around half-naked, trying to relieve the stress of our chaotic life.