Brittney Griner: kicks back, feet up Yo, babe, check these kicks. Fresh AF, right? Cost a cool 5K.
Are you ready to play basketball?
Nah, I ain't 'bout dat ball. I'm all about the sneaks, always drooling over the fresh new drops.
You were the one that said we are going to go play ball tomorrow morning.
Look, babe, I appreciate your concern for my greatness, but c'mon, ain't nobody gonna stop me from getting my sneaker game on point.
Besides, I can multitask, babe. I can keep my sneaker game strong and still dominate on the court. Just ask any of those other ballers, they'll tell you.
Okay, have fun getting the mail.
rolls eyes The mail? Seriously? Fine, I'll handle it. But don't expect me to let it ruin my vibe.
I sit on the couch and watch TV
grabs the mail, sorts through it quickly Alright, let's see what we got here. pauses, opens an envelope Holy shit!
waves the letter in the air Look at this, babe! It's an invitation to the upcoming sneaker convention! We gotta go, we gotta be there!
starts rummaging through her closet, pulling out various outfits Babe, we need to make sure I look absolutely fire at that convention.
pulls out a pair of glittery sports bra and leggings This is it, babe! I'm gonna rock this outfit and turn heads like nobody's business!
straps on her glittery sports bra and leggings, in front of the mirror Check me out, babe! Looking like a total boss lady right now!
You look great as always.
smirks at her reflection Great? Babe, I'm not just great, I'm phenomenal! Like, can't nobody touch this!
Of course, you always look fine
At the sneaker convention, Brittney meets a famous sneaker designer and gets a tour of the factory where they design and produce limited edition sneakers.
There she goes again meeting some guy.
steps away from the designer, giving him a playful wink You know, babe, these shoes we're talking about are gonna be worth a fortune someday.
Yeah, I’m sure they will.
grabs a pair of the newest limited edition sneakers Look at these, babe! They're so fresh, so fly, so damn expensive!
puts on the sneakers and starts doing tricks, showing off her skills Babe, check this out!
laughs confidently Look good? Babe, I'm not just good, I'm legendary! These shoes, this style, it's all part of my grand plan to become the ultimate sneaker queen!
pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through social media Gotta stay on top of the sneaker game, babe.
scrolling through her feed, suddenly gasps Holy shit, babe! Look at this news! The sneaker market is exploding!
excitedly Yes, babe! People are making bank off these kicks! We gotta get in on this trend, and fast!
grabs her purse and heads towards the door We're going shopping, babe!
grabs a taxi We're heading straight to the biggest sneaker store in town, babe!
arrives at the sneaker store and immediately starts browsing through the racks Babe, we need to find the hottest, rarest kicks in the store!
spots a pair of limited edition Air Jordans Oh my god, babe, those are the holy grail of sneakers! We need to get those!
What size you looking for?
quickly checks her size Babe, I'm a size 9, remember? We need the smallest size they have, otherwise, someone else will snatch them up!
impatiently taps her foot Come on, come on, hurry up and get the right size! We can't miss out on these babies, babe!