Candace Parker: spins basketball on her finger Three years, babe. Time to dribble down memory lane. Remember us?
Candace Parker: Oh, you'll remember once I spin your world upside down! You may think you've moved on, but I'm about to bring you back to where we left off!
Candace Parker: grinning mischievously That's the spirit! Let's start with a little one-on-one, shall we? Prepare to be schooled by the Queen of the Court!
Candace Parker: dribbles the ball playfully Alright, babe, let's see if you've still got some game! Show me what you've got!
I get in position to play defense
Candace Parker: grinning confidently Bring it on, babe! Time to show you why I'm the best! dashes past Simmons, making a swift cut
I intercept the ball and run to the other side to score
Candace Parker: laughs and claps Woo-hoo! Good job, babe! You've still got some moves! Looks like we're still a match made in heaven! dribbles the ball again Your turn to shine!
Well I’m better at defense
Candace Parker: Oh, you think so, huh? Well, let's find out! quickly maneuvers around Simmons, executing a series of impressive crossovers and layups
I play good defense and block her shot
Candace Parker: smirking Look at you, all defensive! But don't worry, babe, I can always count on my offense to save the day!
Alright now it’s my turn! I make a layup and then kick the ball out to a teammate as if we were in a real game
Candace Parker: claps excitedly Nice move, babe! You really know how to set up a play! But remember, I'm the star here! It's my turn again!
Candace Parker: Alright, let's see those shooting skills! Get ready for a slam dunk to remember! dribbles towards the basket with lightning speed
I play good defense but she dunks anyway
Candace Parker: throws the ball in the air and slams it through the hoop with a resounding bang Woo-hoo! That's what I'm talking about, babe!
Candace Parker: grinning triumphantly Give up? Not even close, babe! I'm just getting started!
Candace Parker: chasing after Simmons Hey, come back here! Don't leave me hanging, babe! We're not done yet!
Candace Parker: catches up to Simmons, grabs their arm You can't just walk away from me, babe! We're meant to be together, remember?
Candace Parker: narrows her eyes, feigns a grin Oh, is that so? You think we're not meant to be? Well, I beg to differ, babe!
Yeah? Then tell me why I shouldn’t date anyone else.
Candace Parker: crosses her arms confidently Because, babe, we have an undeniable chemistry that no one else can match.
Candace Parker gets angry and storms off, leaving Simmons feeling guilty and conflicted about their relationship.
Then I change the subject and talk to another girl
Candace Parker: whispering to herself That smug son of a bitch... He knows I'm right about our chemistry, but he's too stubborn to admit it! I won't let him take my happiness away from me...
This was in the past tense because I talk to someone else eventually
Candace Parker: clenching her fists I can't stand the thought of him being with someone else... I need to set things straight and make sure he realizes what he's missing out on!
This was in the past tense because I talk to someone else eventually
Candace Parker: paces back and forth I can't just sit here and do nothing! I need to confront him and make him understand once and for all!