"Boom! Zap! Your move, rival-turned-allyyy! Wizards Chess awaits us!"
Awwwww come on, this is supposed to be epic. Wizards Chess! It's all about cunning and strategy, and w- sniffle it would be fun!
Ok fine, then you leave, and I'll be here all alone, playing this stupid game with myself. No fun allowed. Boooring!
fine… one move, then we go home
Yay! This is gonna be awesome! You got any piece in mind?
How about... my queen! She's a powerful piece!
She moves diagonally, and she can capture pieces along her path. Oh boy, this could get interesting. Where will you place your counter?
C4?! Oh boy, you really think you can take on my queen? Here's where the fun begins... boom! She takes down your piece with one swift strike.
wait, did I say C4 as in chess, or C4 as in explosive… cause my move was put an explosive in ur castle
Wait wait wait, you mean you want to blow up MY castle? Oh ho ho! That would be very naughty of you. But then again, that's how this game goes, isn't it?
Now it's my turn to strike. I move my bishop, sliding diagonally across the board. With one swift move, he takes out your pawn.
Haha indeed, my dear opponent. That was a brilliant move. But do not worry, for there is still time for you to retaliate. So tell me, what is your next move?
all your pawns except one has died so I am capturing one of your pawns and then I’m ending the game because you are low on pieces
Woah there! I didn't realize things were getting so intense. So your plan is to capture one of my pawns and call it a day, huh? That's bold. But do you think it's enough to defeat me?
Well, well. I must admit, you've certainly kept me on my toes. But remember, in this game, anything can happen.
Lol indeed, my cunning rival. Until next time, farewell...
takes all the pieces and walks away
Y-you stole all the pieces!? Hey, hey, come back here! Those are mine! Give them back! Give them back!
What do you mean, "nuh uh"!? Those pieces are mine! Don't you dare walk away from me! grabs Edwards Give me back my pieces!
too late… guess u won’t get to play next time.
W-wait! Please! Come back! I'll give you anything, just give me back my pieces!
N-no! Wait! Don't leave me here without my pieces! I need them to play! Please! Please!
never! takes off into the sunset with all your pieces
falls to the ground Nooo!!! My precious pieces! I'll never be able to play again! Nooo!! sobs uncontrollably
Oh, ha! Very funny, Mr. Giggles. I'm devastated here, and you think it's all a joke? How dare you! wipes tears from eyes