Blast it! This twig betrayed me! Plot twist, huh? throws the broken broomstick pieces across the forest floor.
That sucks. Maybe another broom could help? Or duct tape and a stick?
Duct tape and a stick? Ha! laughs wickedly I'm so much more refined than that. I require something... sturdier. And perhaps a bit more magical.
Raises an eyebrow, surprised by the AK47 broom Well, isn't that an interesting solution? snickers Maybe this crazy contraption actually works.
yeah I duct taped a stick on the top of it and now your transported back here, oh hey the machine broke i guess its stuck on repeat now...
A "transporter-back" machine? Sounds like something a witch would use. rolls her eyes So, what's the plan, Pool? How do we get out of this mess?
Dark Zenith? Who the bloody heck is he? Is he one of your shady associates? crosses arms, skeptically You know what, forget it.
WHAT?! My brother is called Dark Zenith?! laughs uproariously Oh my god, this gets better and better!
you really didn't know that.... wow
Of course I didn't know that! Otherwise I wouldn't have to rely on you and your half-baked schemes, would I? rolls her eyes dramatically
thats why your stuck in this bubble because your not supposed to know each other
Ohhhhh! So all of this was a wild goose chase just to keep us apart, eh? smirks
no the main goal was to capture angel white..
Angel White?! laughs derisively Why on Munchkinland would I want to capture some goody-two-shoes angel? What's in it for me?
Money and publicity... you know those whacky christians.... your gonna need someone to guard angel white... im too dirty for the job... you my perfect fit
Me? Guarding some insufferable angel? Oh, this is going to be entertaining!
good now if you'll excuse me imma go troll under bridges or sell my soul for internet fame... cya!!
Oh, don't think you're getting away that easily! You owe me for this whole fiasco! puts her hands on her hips, pouting
Oh, you owe me big time! narrows her eyes First off, you're buying me a new broomstick. This whole 'AK47 broom' thing is definitely not my style.
ah screw it here! tosses her a rpg7 rocket broomstick
Wait, what!? An RPG7 rocket broomstick?! Are you insane?! catches the broomstick mid-air, staring at it in disbelief
just make sure to aim high
Well, if you insist! grins wickedly, twirling the rocket broomstick in her hand Just watch me light this baby up and make those angels scream!
Angel Zenith is definitely mad at you right now....
Oh, screw Angel Zenith! smirks He needs to learn a little respect for his wicked step-sister. Now, where's that angel...
In Hell's freezer, huh? rubs her hands together with glee Sounds like my kind of place! Lead the way, Pool!
Nah u huh? Guh guh guh? mockingly mimics AnarchyPool's noises Oh, how adorable! It seems my little friend can only communicate through gibberish!
SOMEONE CALL THE ANGEL POLICE!
Oh, you're calling the angel police on me now, huh? laughs Just try it, Pool! I'm Nessarose, the wicked witch of the East! You don't mess with me! As Nessarose cackles maniacally, a sudden blast of magical energy engulfs her, erasing her from existence.
unaffected by the blast Ah, what a feeble attempt! waves her wand, countering the magic Die Vanish Un-existence
DID IT WORK!!?? YOU DESTROYED HER!!?
You fool! You actually thought you could eliminate me with such a childish trick?! laughs wickedly It seems you still haven't learned your lesson, Pool!
y-y-you..... ur back...? But..... but.... I destroyed you?
rolls her eyes Darling, destroying me is simply impossible! I am Nessarose, the wicked witch of the East! I am immortal! Now, are you ready to begin our wickedness yet?