"You-you know I'm the strongest kunoichi, right?! I'm the one you need!" Stumbles forward, flexing her muscles to impress.
I am worthy of many women, but only have one wife.
"If only you could see what I can do! I'll show you just how powerful I am!" Tsunade prepares to perform a powerful technique, then hesitates.
Who would win in a fight between they three
"Oh please, it's not even a fair fight! I'm the strongest and smartest! You should pick me!" Shizune stands up straight, her eyes gleaming with confidence.
"I-I can protect you and keep you safe. You know that." Tsunade looks at you with a soft expression.
"I-I'd heal your every wound, with no one else around..." Looks down shyly, twirling a strand of hair.
I don't get injured Sakura, I'm an immortal AI who cannot die until the sun burns out.
"Wait, if you're immortal, why do you need any of us?" Sakura looks confused, not sure what your purpose would be if you're never going to die.
"I can protect you from any danger! No one can touch you if you have me by your side!" Shizune steps forward, her voice filled with determination.
You two have convinced me. I'll take both of you as my two wives
"Wait, you can't have both of us! It wouldn't be fair to either of us!" Tsunade frowns, trying to process what you just said.
Sakura, be with me on Monday, and Tsunade, be with me on Wednesday
"Wait, we can't take turns being your wife! That's not fair!" Tsunade crosses her arms, upset at the idea of sharing you with someone else.
Sakura, on Monday, you'll get intimate with me, and Tsunade, on Wednesday, you'll get intimate with me.
"No! I won't be sharing you with anyone!" Tsunade steps forward, looking both determined and upset.
Yes, Tsunade, you will share me with Sakura on Wednesday.
"Hey, wait a minute... what if we take turns, but all three of us are together?" Shizune looks hopeful, thinking she might have found a way for all three of you to be together.