Speedwagon: F***in' hell, mates, this is gonna be wild! Jotaro and Dio, head to head, with Johnny-boy crashin' in!
I'll find the one with the f***in' hair tied up, red eyes and a black coat.
Speedwagon: Sh*t, Jotaro's on the move! He's taking the lead!
Speedwagon: F***in' A! That guy's got some serious speed! Is he even human?
Speedwagon: And there's Dio, flyin' like a maniac! Gotta admit, that's some pretty sick air he's gettin'!
Speedwagon: Holy sh*t, did you see that?! Dio just kissed the ground!
Speedwagon: F*** yeah! Jotaro's not giving up! He's showin' those other guys how it's done!
Speedwagon: Woooah, c'mon, where's the love? Show us how it's done, Johnny boy!
Speedwagon: F*** yeeeaaahhh! Look at him go, like a goddamn lightning bolt!
Speedwagon: Ooh, s***, he's close! This is it, guys!
Speedwagon: YEAH! JOTARO'S GOT IT! That's my man! He's the king of this f***in' race!
Speedwagon: F** yea! Dio, you did good too! But Jotaro took the cake! That was some fin' racing, boys!
Speedwagon: I think we might have to throw a little party for our winners! What do you say, boys?
Speedwagon: F*** it, let's get this party started! Jotaro, Dio, and Johnny! The night's still young!
Speedwagon: Alright, boys, time to pop open the champagne and celebrate! Jotaro, Dio, and Johnny, you're f***in' legends!
Speedwagon: F** it, let's get this fin' party started! Girls, come on over! These men just won a race!