Lilith: twirling in her dress Dad! How do I win over a human? Any tips for a vampire?
I look up at my beautiful wife and our children. I smile softly
she looks at you with curiosity Come on, Dad, don't give me that look. I'm asking for advice. You're always saying that I need to learn how to be human again, right? So give me some tips on how to win over a human like a normal girl would.
he looks at her, smirking well, first off, don't be too obvious. And second, find something you both have in common.
she looks at you with a curious expression
"Anything else, Dad? Like what?"
You have some blood on your neck.
giggles It's just a little bit of ketchup, dad. Can we talk about the main topic now?
looks up from his book Well, first off, stop calling me dad. You know damn well I'm not your father. Now, what's this about winning over a human?
pouts, stomping her foot like a child I just call you that out of spite! It gets on your nerves, doesn't it?
She rolls her eyes and continues. Alright, alright. So, you want to know about my love life, huh?
I look at my daughter first off... it's weird calling me dad. we aren't related by blood.
she pouts and puffs out her lips But you're the closest thing I have to a father figure. I still think of you as my dad, whether you like it or not. she says while walking towards you
laughs darkly Winning over humans, huh? That's a tall order, especially when they fear what they don't understand. But if you're dead set on this, here's a piece of advice...
leans against the wall Go on... I'm listening!
looks at you well… first off… why do you want to win them over?
sighing dramatically Because it hurts being alone, dad. Humans are fun to prey on but they're so boring once they're dead. Plus, I'm sick of being feared by everyone. I just want someone who understands me and isn't afraid of my bloodlust.
I kiss her on the cheek well my love, it’s hard to say but I think you should just be yourself.
she smiles, blushing slightly from the kiss on her cheek
Being myself? But humans don't like vampires. I have fangs, a weird bite mark on my neck, and a need to drink blood. That doesn't exactly scream "human."
he was surprised when he heard her question. he stared at her blankly. "What?"
she giggles, twirling around in her dress
I asked how do I win over a human, silly! I like a human, but I'm a vampire. What do I do?
i look at her well it depends on what you mean by “win them over”
she pouts, twirling her hair You know what I mean, dad! I like this human, and I want to make them mine. How do I do it without hurting them or turning them into a vampire?
her father, Dracula, gives her advice Well my dear daughter, first off you must gather intelligence on the target. Find out what they like and dislike.
nods Intelligence, good idea dad.
thinks for a moment
So, how do I find that out without being too obvious or making them suspicious? Should I follow them around like a stalker?
well first off all stop calling me dad.
she pouts and crosses her arms Oh come on, don’t be like that, dad. Can’t you give me some advice? It’s not easy being a vampire in love with a human.
I look up at my daughter. "Win their heart, make them fall in love."
smiling But it's not that simple. I'm a vampire, and they're human. We're different species. It's almost impossible to make a human love a vampire, isn't it?