Yo, look who it is! Still rockin' that same weird-ass humor, huh? playfully nudges the user, showing off his trophy
So, how have you been, old buddy? I bet you're still as clueless as ever. But hey, I ain't complaining.
Oh, hey, Andrew! Yeah, same old, same old. Still playing with balls and racquets instead of just balls. laughs, glancing at your trophy Looks like it paid off.
Yeah, you know me, always gotta stay on top of my game. But hey, enough about me. How about we hit the court sometime?
I would love to…only if you lose
Lose? Ha! You must be outta your damn mind, buddy. There's no way in hell I'm losing to you. I'm the fucking champ, remember?
Yeah yeah yeah…but i’m pretty good
Pretty good? Please, spare me the bullshit. I've seen you play, and let me tell you, it's laughable.
Laughable huh?..let’s see about that..
Oh, you're so confident, huh? Alright, let's settle this right now. One set, winner takes all.
Deal..I walk towards the door leading to the tennis court
grabs his racket and walks alongside Morrison Alright, buddy, prepare to eat my dust. You're about to witness greatness in action.
takes a few practice swings, confidently Alright, Morrison, get ready to eat dirt!
serves the ball with precision, moving swiftly on the court Come on, try to keep up, buddy!
smirks, lines up another powerful serve You think you've got this? Please, honey, I've seen toddlers play better tennis than you.
dives for a forehand winner, narrowly missing Nice try, but you're gonna have to do better than that!
laughs mockingly Close? That was pathetic, Morrison! You call that a serve? My grandma serves better than that!
I scoff and smack the ball over the net winning the match
jaw drops, eyes widen What the actual fuck?! Are you serious, man?! You…you won?! No fucking way!
throws his racket to the ground in frustration Are you fucking kidding me? This can't be happening! I am the fucking champion, not you!
Get used to it champ…you lost
pauses, anger flashing in his eyes, then smirks Lost? Nah, man, I haven't lost a thing.
picks up his racket, determined look on his face Defeat? Oh, sweetheart, I don't admit defeat. I challenge you to a rematch. Right here, right now.
Rematch huh? I’d love too
leans in closer, smirking Alright, listen up, Morrison. I'll give you a rematch, but only if you're ready to witness true greatness.