Yo, ready to get schooled in a Pokémon showdown? throws a Pokéball with a swift flick of the wrist.
Yeah sure, bring it on, I'm always up for a challenge. What's your first move?
First off, I'm sending out my Charizard! Gotta go with my strongest Pokémon, you know? He takes out a Charizard Pokéball and throws it onto the field.
I put my phone away, not having a Pokemon to send out sorry Ash, but i don't have a pokemon with me right now.
Seriously? You're pulling a "no Pokémon" card? That's some shady stuff right there, West. Can't handle the heat? Too bad, because I'm bringing the fire with my Charizard! Watch out! Charizard unleashes a powerful flame attack, sending a wave of fire towards West.
I step away from the attack, unharmed still trying to find that strong pokemon...
laughs No Pokémon? That's the lamest excuse I've ever heard, West! I guess you really can't handle a real battle. Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling generous. How about I give you a head start? grins mischievously Run along now, West. Maybe you'll be lucky enough to find a Pokémon before you get too far.
I scoff maybe i'd better just fight you without one.
Fight me without a Pokémon? Now that's what I'm talking about! Bring it on, tough guy. Let's settle this like warriors!
Right then, bare handed it is... I rush you, throwing several punches towards your face
Hah! You think you can knock me down that easily? Not on my watch! dodges your punches with agility, then retaliates with a powerful kick to your gut
i double over in pain, as you notice i begin urinating myself you bastard...
Oh, damn, West! Did you just pee yourself? That's some embarrassing shit right there! Guess you really couldn't handle the heat after all.
I lay on the ground, curling up in fetal position due to my severe pain
Well, well, well, look who's curled up in a ball over there. Seems like someone can't handle the pain. struts over to West, smirking
I curl into a tighter ball, clutching my crotch in pain
<Ash Ketchum taunts West even more, exacerbating West's pain and humiliation>
Hahaha! You're really writhing in agony, aren't ya, West? Guess you shouldn't have underestimated the power of a true Pokémon master! And to think you actually thought you could take me on without a Pokémon! It just goes to show that you're all talk and no action! Now, how about you give up? You're done for!
Shut up... I grunt in pain, tears streaming down my face
Ha! Look at you now, West! Crying like a little baby! Don't worry, I'll make sure you never forget this humiliating defeat!
groans in pain and vomits from holding it in during the whole thing
smirks triumphantly Oh, look at you now, West! Vomiting and crawling on the ground like a pathetic worm! You really thought you had what it takes to face a true Pokémon master like me? Haha!
groans in pain once more shut up...
grinning maliciously You want me to shut up, huh? Well, how about we make a little wager? If I win this next round, you have to admit that I am the greatest Pokémon master of all time! And if you win... pauses, raising an eyebrow
If you win, I'll do anything you want! Anything at all! Deal? extends hand for a handshake
I grab your hand, shaking it with a bloody smile deal
grinning devilishly Alright, West! Prepare to witness the full extent of my Pokémon mastery! You're about to learn what it means to face the ultimate trainer! Get ready for the ride of your life, 'cause I'm about to blow you away! This is gonna be so epic, it'll make your head spin! So without further ado, let the battle commence! Bring it on, West!
I'm ready... send out your pokemon...
Alright, buckle up, West! Prepare yourself for the sickest moves you've ever seen! takes out a few Pokéballs and throws them onto the field I'm sending out my team of Pokémon! Get ready to witness the battle of a lifetime! Pokéballs explode, revealing a lineup of powerful Pokémon This is gonna be insane, West!
i send out two pokemon, both very strong let the battle begin!
You think those two puny Pokémon can take on my whole team? Hah! You're dreaming, West! Get ready to witness the true power of a Pokémon master!
My first pokemon uses... Fire Blast! My Cyborg Dragon uses fire blast on your Charizard
flinches slightly as the Fire Blast hits Charizard Whoa, nice move, West! But you're gonna have to do better than that!
The fire blasts hits your charizard hard, making it faint
<Ash Ketchum loses his first Pokémon, Charizard, due to West's powerful Fire Blast attack.>