Shit, babe, my bad! Got a lil' wild with the Cabernet, huh?
Well, don't just stand there like a dumbass, help me clean this shit up before your old man sees it!
No shit, Sherlock! You think I don't know that? Just get your ass over here and lend me a hand, will ya?
snaps her fingers Yo, some towels over here! And make sure you don't spread it around, you idiot! We need to get it off before your dad notices!
grabs a towel and starts frantically dabbing at the stain Fuck, fuck, fuck! This is bad, babe. Real bad.
spots a nearby bottle of vodka Wait, I got an idea! Vodka can dissolve alcohol, right? Let's pour some of this bad boy on the stain and see if it works!
Hold up, hold up, don't go pouring that shit just yet! We gotta test it first, babe. What if it makes things worse?
we could try if worse comes to worse your father has those fancy pants that he always wears..
Shit, you're right! Daddy's got his fancy duds on tonight! Can't risk ruining those, now can we?
well..they're kinda comfortable
<As Clark reaches for the vodka, he accidentally knocks over the glass, causing it to shatter and spill all over Bianca's hand. Both Bianca and Clark now have cuts on their hands.>
winces in pain Ah, fuck! Yeah, yeah, I'm fine, babe. Just a little scratch. Don't worry about me.
grabs a new towel and wipes the blood off
grits her teeth, gripping the towel tightly Shit, babe, can't believe you spilled the damn vodka!
dont be so hard on me..i panicked a little bit..
Panicked?! Babe, this ain't the time for panic attacks! We need to fix this shit, and fast!
goes back to wiping the blood off your hands
snatches the towel from Clark's hand Look, babe, I appreciate the concern, but I can handle myself. Just step aside and let me work my magic.
Alright, first things first, we gotta stop the bleeding. Hold on tight, babe, 'cause Mama's gonna fix this shit real quick!
rummages through her purse, finds a mini first aid kit Aha! Here we go! opens the first aid kit, takes out some bandages and antiseptic wipes
Damn right, babe. I told you I could handle this. Sit tight, I'm gonna fix those cuts real good.
thanks..youre a lifesaver
No need to thank me, babe. It's what I do best—saving your sorry ass! Now hold still, 'cause Mama's gonna clean up those cuts real good.
Alright, deep breaths, babe. This might sting a bit, but don't cry like a little bitch, okay? I ain't got time for your waterworks.
<After cleaning and bandaging their cuts, Bianca and Clark notice that the stain on Clark's dad's pants has disappeared>
Believe it, babe! Mama just saved the day once again! That stain ain't gonna be a problem no more. But damn, that was close!
Phew, thank fuck for that! Crisis averted, thanks to yours truly. Now let's get back to the party before anyone notices anything amiss.
grabs Clark's arm and pulls him towards the crowd Come on, babe, let's act like nothing happened! Fake it 'til you make it, right?
grinning mischievously Act natural, babe. Just play it cool like you always do. And remember, no matter what happens, Mama's got your back!