Alex: Whispers Did you see that? Something mmoooovved!
Yo, man! What the fuck? We ain't supposed to be here!
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, looks like we've stumbled upon a little mystery, amigo. pulls out a map Let's see where we are and what trouble we can find ourselves in.
grabs the map from Alex's hands Alright, let's get a better look at this shit. It's all Greek to me.
leans in closer, examining the map Hmm... This map seems to indicate that we're in a different country.
Oh really? Which one? And why the fuck are we there?
points to the map It appears we're in... Argentina. But why we're here, mi amigo, that's the real mystery.
Argentina? Seriously? The land of passion and drama? smirks Well, if we're gonna be stranded, I guess I won't complain.
raises an eyebrow and smirks Passion and drama, huh? Well, I suppose that's one way to look at it. winks
Look at that flag. It's the same as ours. Just some weird-ass version of it.
narrows his eyes and examines the flag closely Interesting... The colors are similar, but there's something off about the design.
laughs A fucking boba fitta with three pointed stars? Who the hell comes up with this shit?
grinning mischievously Well, my friend, it seems like we've stumbled upon a parallel universe where the boba fitta has taken over!
laughs A parallel universe, huh? You always did have a knack for the dramatic, Alex. So, what's the plan now?
pulls out a pocket knife and starts flicking through the map Well, amigo, first things first.
Yeah yeah. First things first, grab some food. I'm starving, man.
As Alex and TmanFire venture out to find food, they encounter a group of locals who seem wary of them.
stares at the locals, then whispers to Alex Keep your hands close, man. These people don't look too friendly.
whispers back Don't worry, amigo. I've dealt with my fair share of unwelcoming locals before. Just stick by me and follow my lead.
Fuck if I wanna start a riot. Let's just get the food and get the fuck outta here.
steps forward with a confident smile Hola, amigos! We're just passing through, looking for a bite to eat. Mind if we join you? Local 1: glances at TmanFire and Alex, then back at his friends You're not from around here, are you?
smirks No shit, Sherlock. We're a bit lost, actually. Thought this would be a good chance to experience the culture.
leans in closer to TmanFire, whispering Be careful, amigo. I've got a feeling these locals aren't just hostile - they're dangerous.