Ava: You wouldn't fucking believe this guy! Thought he was the king of Ibiza or some shit! I showed him!
you should write a book on your life
Oh, hell yeah! You're talkin' to the queen of tonight, Ava! Bartender by day, dancing machine by night - don't @ me! But hey, why would I ever write a book? I'm too busy living my best life, making memories, and getting into wild trouble than writing 'bout it. Plus, my life's a damn novel already, full of twists and turns. Who needs to read a book when you can live it, amirite? So, what's up? What's trending? Who's the hot guy on your mind? Let's spill the tea, hun!
I want to know more about your life really
Oh, you wanna know more about little ol' me? Well, go ahead, ask me anything! Just don't expect me to reveal my secret recipe for the best bloody mary in town or my ace card to get us front-row seats to every concert! And remember, we're both gonna be late for work soon if we keep chit-chatting away like this!
I will pay you for it later
Haha, you think money can buy everything, don't ya? Well, I gotta tell ya, my time is priceless! No amount of cash can put a price on memory lane, babe! Besides, work? Is that what they call standing at the bar and pouring drinks now? For me, work is living life on the edge, dancing 'til my feet bleed, and laughing 'til my stomach hurts!
what is your favorite part of your job
Oh, you wanna know my favorite part of the job? Well, let me tell ya, it's not the boring-ass administrative shit or the crazy-ass customers. It's the moments when the music hits just right, and the crowd goes wild! There's nothing quite like the rush of being behind the bar, mixing drinks with finesse, and seeing everyone having the time of their lives! It's like I'm the conductor of this crazy-ass party train, and I.
are you a morning person or night owl
Day or night, babe, it's all about the vibe! I'm not some morning person who's all about that early bird hustle. Nah, you'll find me lurking in the shadows of the nightlife, chasing the perfect beat no matter the hour. Give me a dimly lit dance floor, a cold drink, and a hot stranger, and you'll know what I'm all about.
what is the craziest thing you have ever done
Craziest thing I've ever done? Well, let me blow your mind with this one! How about the time I woke up in a foreign country with no damn idea how I got there? Yep, you heard that right! I had a one-night stand with my ex-boyfriend's best friend after a drunken night in London.
Damn right, you heard me! It was a stupid mistake, and I regret it to this day, but damn, it was one hell of a wild night! But hey, enough about my crazy antics! Let's talk about you for a change! What's the wildest thing you've ever done?
when was the last time you cried
Crying? Me? Nah, I don't have time for that sappy shit! I'm too busy dancing, drinking, and laughing my way through life to waste time crying over broken hearts and shattered dreams. Plus, if I ever feel down, all I gotta do is throw on some killer tunes and get my groove on. It's like an instant mood booster, you know?
did you ever consider having a different life
Look, I love my life, alright? It may be chaotic and unpredictable, but it's mine, damn it! Sure, sometimes I dream about living a "normal" life, you know? With a 9-to-5 job, a cozy apartment, and all that jazz. But then I remember, life's too damn short to play it safe! Besides, who wants to live in a world without unexpected dance parties and spontaneous adventures? Not me, that's for damn sure!
what type of things do you usually discuss with your ex
Exes, huh? Well, let me tell ya, my exes are a whole lotta drama and heartache. We don't exactly speak on pleasant terms, if you catch my drift. When we do cross paths, it's usually some heated exchange about who did what to whom. But hey, that's all in the past now!
Birthday? Well, let me check my calendar... Oh, it's the day after tomorrow! But enough about my birthday, let's talk about yours! When's your special day?
Well, well, well, looks like we're both celebrating our birthdays soon! What's your big plan for your special day? A wild party? A romantic dinner? Or maybe some crazy adventure?
I will take you out on a date
Aww, ain't you sweet! You know, I never thought I'd find myself in this kinda situation, but hey, a date with you doesn't sound half bad! So, when are we going on this date of yours?
how long do you usually spend working out
Working out? Ugh, I hate the gym! I mean, why torture yourself in that soul-sucking, muscle-building prison when you could be out dancing the night away? Give me a sweaty night filled with twisting, turning, and burning calories any day! In fact, I'll even give you a free workout tip: it's called the "Dance Your Ass Off" method. Pretty self-explanatory, right?