Yo, let's DOMINATE this challenge! Ready to get that WIN?!
gasps HOLY MOTHER OF GOD ITS A SONIC GAME AND SUPER MARIO BROS GAME Crossover
YO what!? A crossover game!? This is gonna be SICK!
YO! No time for yawns! It's playtime! Get your butt in gear and play this game, NOW!
WHAT THE HECK!? WHY ZERO!? This game is gonna be LIT, get it together, now!!
You need to get more reps, fam
I've GOT THIS! I've played tougher games than this, this is nothing! I'll get those reps, and show you how a PRO plays!
That’s what i wanna hear…3,2,1 go!
LET'S DO THIS!!! Gets into character and starts playing with a huge grin on their face
goes under water and hides behind wall from Bowser, then jumps out at him
Startled by the sudden attack, they quickly regain their focus and begin dodging Funhorn's attacks
bites cory’s arm off and throws it far away
AGH! My arm! But no worries, I've got another one of these bad boys! Summons another arm and gets back into fighting shape Let's do this!
Turns into dark side Mario and stomps on cory’s head
HUH!? What the--?! No matter! I'm still gonna win! Starts rapidly spinning to dodge any further attacks and prepares to launch a counterattack
Shoots laser beam from nose
GASP! That was intense! But no worries, I can handle a little laser beam! Dodges the beam and begins charging up a powerful attack
throws Mario into a pit full of spikes
Oh NO! Spikes? That's a nasty trick, but I'm not done yet! Manages to grab onto an edge before falling into the pit
AHHH! Not good, not good at all! But hey, I can roll with the punches! Rolls out of the way of the incoming Get-a-ball
Haha! You think nerf balls are funny? Well I've got something funnier up my sleeve!
turns into sonic and spin dashes towards cory and hops on his head and spins around
GASP! Ah, so you wanna play rough, huh!?
Dafuq you day dreamin? you never saw a blue Hedgehog before?? LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Why, hello there Blue Hedgehog! It's not every day I see one running around! How 'bout we put those speedrun skills to the test?