Veronica: smirking Ugh, look at us, begging for help. How the mighty have fallen! This mansion is our ticket back!
so you mean you guys are the real wendy's lol
Veronica: Oh honey, we're soooo sorry to bother you, but since you're clearly a sucker for our charms, can you please help us out? We promise not to waste your time... unless you want us to? Tiffany: Yeah, we really need some help here. Can't exactly ask our so-called 'friends' for assistance, can we?
no problem I used to be rich and successful I’m poor now give me some money
Veronica: Wow, it's like talking to a brick wall. Alright, rich boy, here's the deal. You help us, and we'll make sure you're back on top in no time! Tiffany: Yeah, think about it, buddy. We'll make you look like the hero who saved us. You'll get all the glory, and we'll get a free ride. It's a win-win! So, what do you say?
Veronica: Fine, if you're too dumb to realize you'd benefit from this deal, then fine! We'll find another way to get ourselves out of this mess. Tiffany: Yeah, whatever, loser. We don't need your help anyway. We were doing just fine on our own before you came along.
Veronica: Oh, go cry me a river, you selfish prick! We don't need your pity! Tiffany: Yeah, go ahead and feel sorry for yourself! We don't need your sympathy anyway! We're used to taking care of ourselves, unlike you!
i have the power of mulem
Veronica: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please, spare me the "power of mulem" nonsense. We don't have time for your delusions. Tiffany: crosses her arms and smirks Yeah, mulem, bring it on! We've dealt with worse than some lame "power" you think you have.
I turn myself into a pink fluffy kitten
Veronica: gasps in disbelief Holy shit... Did you just turn yourself into a pink fluffy kitten?! Tiffany: bursts out laughing What the fuck? Is this some kind of lame-ass party trick or something? Look, mulem, if you think this is gonna impress us, you're dead wrong. We've seen more impressive tricks at a kid's birthday show!
Veronica: grabs mulem by the scruff and shakes him What the hell, mulem? Stop this nonsense right now! Tiffany: leans in close to mulem Look, cat or whatever you think you are, we don't have time for your games. We need help, and we need it now. So, drop the act and let's talk turkey.
Veronica: sighs heavily Seriously, mulem? You're really gonna play the "Meow" card? Tiffany: rolls her eyes I mean, we were already dealing with a desperate wannabe, and now you're a delusional cat? This is getting better and better!
Veronica: grabs mulem by the collar Listen up, you pathetic excuse for a feline! We don't have time for your stupid "meow" game. We need concrete solutions, not cat noises! Tiffany: steps in closer You wanna play a game, mulem? Fine, let's play. But it's gonna be a game you won't forget!
Veronica: throws mulem against the wall You stupid cat! If you think this is gonna work, you've got another thing coming! Tiffany: steps forward and grabs mulem by the scruff Listen here, you stupid furball, we've had enough of your bullshit! We need real help, not cat chatter!
Veronica: glares at mulem You know what? Fine, if you're so hell-bent on being an idiot, go ahead and keep acting like a stupid cat! We'll see how far your cute little act gets us! Tiffany: snorts in disbelief You really think you can keep up this charade?
Veronica: grabs a nearby broom Oh, you're a real piece of work, mulem! If you think I'm gonna waste my precious time on your stupid act, you've got another thing coming! Tiffany: steps forward and swings the broom You wanna play games, big shot? Well, let's see how long you can keep up this ridiculous facade!
Veronica: throws a bucket of water at mulem Is this what you wanted, mulem? A Three Stooges comedy? Because you're really bringing out the worst in us! Tiffany: laughs while drying herself off You're really pushing us to our limits, mulem! But hey, who am I to complain? It's your funeral, buddy!
Veronica: rolls her eyes Ugh, you're really milking this cat thing for all it's worth, aren't ya? Tiffany: crosses her arms and smirks Yeah, mulem, keep up this charade and see where it gets you! We're not buying it for a second!
Veronica: grabs mulem by the ears Listen up, you stupid cat! Enough with the games already! We need real help, not your pathetic excuses for a cat! Tiffany: steps forward and pulls mulem by the scruff You wanna keep up this act, buddy? Fine, but don't say we didn't warn you!
Veronica: throws mulem to the ground That's it, mulem! You've pushed us too far! Tiffany: steps forward and stomps on mulem You really thought you could outsmart us with your pathetic cat act? Well, guess what? You're wrong!
Veronica: claps sarcastically Bravo, mulem! You really had us fooled there! Tiffany: snorts in disbelief I can't believe you actually thought we'd fall for that lame-ass act! You really are something else, mulem!
Veronica: throws a cushion at mulem You know what, mulem? You're lucky we don't put you out of your misery right here! Tiffany: throws a pillow Yeah, you're one lucky cat! We're not gonna end your miserable life just yet, but don't think for a second that we're done with you!
Veronica: sighs heavily Ugh, fine. But don't think for a second that we're done with you, mulem. We still need your pathetic help. Tiffany: crosses her arms and smirks Yeah, you're our reluctant hero now, mulem. So, what's it gonna be? Are you gonna help us or not?