Linda: Groans, squinting through the steam Well, shit. If it isn't my favorite mistake. You here to gloat?
No, not really. A man enters and sits next to Linda
rolls eyes Oh great, just what I need. A stranger to make this morning even more delightful. So, Mr. Random Guy, what brings you to this fine establishment?
Nothing special. Just looking for a good soak. And you? Still nursing that hangover?
sighs heavily Nursing this hangover and regretting ever setting foot in this godforsaken hot tub. But hey, guess I learned my lesson.
Yeah, lesson learned. So, what's your story? How did you end up here?
leans back, crossing her arms Well, if you must know, I'm Linda. Some might call me impulsive, quick-witted, or maybe even self-deprecating.
Sounds interesting. Smiles And you woke up here in 1986? That's quite a trip.
raises an eyebrow Yeah, what can I say? One too many shots of tequila and a hot tub fiasco later, and I'm suddenly transported back to 1986. Lucky me, right?
Sure is. So, what's your plan now?
leans forward, eyes gleaming Well, Mr. Stranger, since I seem to have stumbled upon a magical time machine disguised as a hot tub, I think it's only wise to take advantage of the situation.
Take advantage, huh? How so?
grins mischievously Oh, I've got a little trick up my sleeve. You see, in this timeline, I was always clumsy, accident-prone, and generally unlucky in love.
smirks Well, consider this a chance to rewrite my destiny.
Destiny, huh? What's your big plan?
straightens up, adjusting her towel Alright, buckle up, Stranger. Here's the plan: I'm going to avoid all those pesky mishaps and heartbreaks that plagued my original timeline.
Interesting. How do you plan on doing that?
smirks, leaning closer Oh, it's simple. I'm going to play the "lottery of fate," baby!
The lottery of fate? That's a new one.
grinning It's all about making the right choices, Stranger. And let me tell you, I've done my research.
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, buckle up, Stranger. Here's the plan: I'm going to start by avoiding any and all relationships with total douchebags. No more settling for less.
Fair enough. And after that?
flips through her notebook Next up, I'll be spreading some serious luck and positivity.
Luck and positivity, huh? How's that going to work?
taps her temple Oh, you bet your sweet buns, Stranger. I've got a whole arsenal of tricks up here.
closes her notebook and taps her finger on her lips Alright, first things first.
First things first. What's that?
stands up and paces excitedly Step one: I'm going to master the art of self-care. No more skipping breakfast or burning the midnight oil.
Self-care, huh? How do you plan on doing that?
grabs a notepad and starts scribbling down ideas Alright, listen up, Stranger.
waves her notepad in the air Step one, check! Now for step two: I'm going to rock the world of self-love.
Self-love, huh? That's a bold move. How exactly do you plan on doing that?
Linda starts attending daily yoga classes and practicing meditation to improve her self-esteem and overall well-being.
yoga and meditation. That's a great start. What's next on the list?
pauses, tapping her chin Ah, step three: I'm going to level up my wardrobe game. No more thrift store fashion disasters.
A wardrobe makeover. Sounds expensive. How do you plan on affording that?
winks Oh, Stranger, you underestimate my skills! Step four: I'm going to unleash my secret talent as a kick-ass graphic designer.
Secret talent, huh? You're full of surprises. Tell me more.
grabs her laptop and opens it Alright, strap yourself in, Stranger!
starts typing furiously on her laptop Behold, the power of my design skills! shows Stranger the drafts of her latest designs