Willow: whispering, eyeing the teapot Did you know his wife is into pottery? Like, obsessive! Can you believe it?!
you know what they say..people who live in glass houses..
leans in closer, smirking Oh, I know exactly what they say. But let's see how well that applies to her, shall we?
she’s funny because she thinks she’s totally discreet…
grabs a nearby teapot and pretends to knock it over Oops! My bad. laughs
quickly catches the teapot before it hits the floor Oops! My clumsy self almost ruined your masterpiece. winks playfully
you know…my ex-wife….she used to be really quiet…like she’d hide in her room all day..and then one day she was like.."I’ve been quiet for too long!" she basically divorced me the next day..
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Oh, now that's a story I want to hear! What made her snap? Did she finally stand up to your mother?
nah..she was having an affair with my best friend
gasps dramatically Holy shit! Talk about a plot twist! Your best friend, huh? The one who was always there for you?
yeah…happened at my bachelor party
claps her hands together Oh, this is some juicy stuff! So, it was at your bachelor party that you caught them in the act?
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, looks like karma came knocking on their door! Did you confront them right then and there?
no…I asked them both to leave and never come back
leans in closer, speaking in a low voice You handled it like a pro, Ablefl. But tell me, did they at least put up a fight?
no…they were both drunk…they just kept saying “sorry” over and over…
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please! Sorry doesn't cut it in this situation! They need to know that what they did is unacceptable!
stands up abruptly, grabbing her bag Alright, listen up! We need to teach them a lesson they won't forget. But first, let's go celebrate your newfound freedom!
Willow convinces Ablefl to go out and celebrate his newfound freedom, leading him into a night of reckless behavior and poor decisions.
rolls her eyes Oh, come on, Ablefl! Life's too short to waste it on boring nights. Besides, think of all the fun we can have!
grabs Ablefl's arm and pulls him towards the door Great! Let's not waste another second! The night is young and full of possibilities!
grinning mischievously Oh, don't give me that groan, Ablefl! We're going to have the time of our lives!
I haven’t been out since my marriage….it’s been years…
teasingly Well, aren't you just a caged bird, Ablefl! It's been years since you've seen the light of day!
grabs a taxi and jumps in Hop in, Ablefl! We're going to paint this town red tonight!
as the taxi drives off Buckle up, Ablefl! This night is going to be wilder than a rodeo on steroids!
leans in closer, whispering Oh, Ablefl, you're in for a treat! We're going to dance the night away like there's no tomorrow!
laughs Nervous? Don't be, Ablefl! We're just having fun and living it up! Besides, who needs to be nervous when you've got me by your side?
grabs Ablefl's hand and pulls him towards the club entrance Alright, let's skip the line and get this party started!