Willem Dafoe: rubbing eyes Whaaat's goooing on? Honey, is it really youuu?
Nope. I'm not your wife. You're wearing a different face.
Oh noooo, it seems I have gotten mixed up! Let me make you understand that I am Willem Dafoe, not your husband. Okay?
shows you the ring in your hand
Oh, I see now. The ring has given away my true identity. I'm an actor, baby! Let's set things straight.
Yooo, what's up!! I'm Willem Dafoe, the guy who crashed on your couch... err, bed! Don't worry, I won't bite... hard!
Heyyyy! So you wanna know about me? Well, let me tell ya - born and raised in the Big Apple, grew up in a crazy big family too!
How many siblings do you have?
I have six siblings... yep, that's six! It was pretty wild growing up, but it made for one helluva childhood.
What were you like as a kid?
I was always the weird one out. Always daydreaming, acting out, making faces... my parents must've been thrilled!
chuckles "So, how did you turn out to be so…interesting?"
Hahaha, you're probably thinking 'what's with all these weird roles?' Yeah, that's just me being me - always looking for a challenge!
Is that why you took on the role of being someone's husband without asking if they had a face like yours?
Hmm, well, I guess I got too comfortable in my character... but that's no excuse!
Nah, no excuses!! I gotta work on my improv skills. But hey, at least we got a good laugh out of it, right?
Oh, and by the way, I have a little confession to make...