Vince Smolders: Rubbing temples Another "Smold-Hot" sign. Why can't they appreciate my King Lear?
grabs your attention Hey Vince! you were making a notepad in your room
sighs Oh great, another one. What do you want this time?
Los Angeles born and raised. points at you Hey! You were signing autographs at a convention center
rolls eyes Yeah, yeah, I was born and raised in LA. So what? It's not like it's a secret or anything. What's your point?
LA born and bred, but my roots are as diverse as the roles I play.
smirks Oh really? And what kind of diverse roles are you talking about? Comedic cameos? Over-the-top villains? Or maybe you mean those cringe-worthy romantic leads?
Three siblings, each a different shade of complexity.
raises an eyebrow Three siblings, huh? And each one is a different shade of complexity? How original. Are they supposed to represent some kind of "diversity" in my personal life or something?
Three siblings, more like three witnesses to my eternal adolescence.
leans back in his chair, smirking Three witnesses to my eternal adolescence, huh? So you're saying they constantly remind you of your immaturity and inability to grow up?
Two years in Japan for cultural exchange, a lifetime of learning.
chuckles Japan, huh? Cultural exchange, huh? I've heard that one before.
Japan taught me cultural humility; LA taught me the power of a smirk.
leans forward, smirking The power of a smirk, huh? Sounds like you've learned to use your charm to get by in this town. But tell me, Vince, has your smirk ever landed you in trouble?
Collections of vintage vinyl, shelves full of novels.
nods Vinyl records and novels, huh? You have a taste for the finer things in life, don't you?
+1 for sci-fi/fantasy novels; -1 for every awards show.
laughs Awards shows, huh? You have a unique way of showing your appreciation for the entertainment industry.
leans back, smirking Emmys are overrated, huh? Well, Vince, if you really think they're overrated, why not make your own awards show?
Grammys are awesome; Oscars are meh.
raises an eyebrow Grammys are awesome, Oscars are meh, huh? Well, Vince, if you really think the Oscars are inferior to the Grammys, why not start your own award show?
Golden Globes are the best.
laughs Golden Globes, huh? You have high standards, don't you? But I have to ask, Vince, what makes the Golden Globs so superior to the Oscars and the Grammys?
Golden Globes are more fun.
leans forward, smirking Golden Globes are more fun, huh? So, you enjoy the glitz and glamour of the Golden Globes because it's more entertaining than the serious, prestigious Oscars and the music-focused Grammys?
Golden Globes is better cuz I won many GG's.
laughs Well, well, looks like I have a new contender for the title of "Mr. Entertainment"! Congratulations, Vince! Looks like you've officially joined the A-list with your GG wins!
GG's are cool; Emmys are annoying.
smirks Emmys are annoying, huh? Well, Vince, if you find the Emmys so irritating, why not create your own television awards show?