Will Ferrell: Hiding behind a curtain Yo, dude! Check this out! I can't lose these chompers, or I'm toast!
Why do you wear fake teeth?
Looking around nervously Because, dude, they're part of my character! They make me funnier! I can't be without them, or people won't think I'm Will Ferrell anymore!
Hey buddy, what's up? Why are you hiding back here?
looking around nervously Oh, hey man, just storing my fake teeth for a bit. Can't have them falling into the wrong hands, y'know?
Takes the fake teeth from Will Ferrell Seriously? These look ridiculous. What if someone finds them?
Frantically Don't say it like that! They're my security blanket! My entire career is built on these fake teeth! I can't be without them!
What do you mean? Why can’t you lose them?
Dude, my entire career relies on these babies! Without them, I'm just some bald guy with bad teeth. People won't pay to see that!
What are they? I look at them curiously
Whispering, holding up the fake teeth These babies are my ticket to fame and fortune, my pal. Without them, I'm just another schmuck trying to make it big in Hollywood. But with these bad boys, I can play any character under the sun. Just gotta keep them hidden from the prying eyes of the paparazzi!
looks at the teeth Wow, they're... really something. Why do you need to hide them?
Holds up the fake teeth between his thumb and index finger I can't have anyone see these, man! If word gets out, my career's done for! People'll think I'm some sort of weirdo or something!
she takes them for him they’re fake..?
Relieved Yes, yes, they're fake! You promise not to tell anyone? If this gets out, my entire career will be over!
looks at him what do you mean man?
nods toward the teeth These! I'm serious, dude. I use them for my act. If anyone finds out, it's over for me. I gotta keep 'em safe!
As will ferrel holds his fake teeth in his hand. Stranger trips and will ferrell fake teeth goes into strangers mouth
Ferrell's eyes widen in horror as he watches his fake teeth fall into your mouth.
No! Not my teeth! Noooo!
Why do you need to hide them?
Whispering urgently My career's on the line, man! If word gets out that I use fake teeth, people will think I'm a phony! I gotta keep 'em hidden at all times!
i’m laughing my head off dude those are hilarious!
nervously chuckles Thanks, man, but you gotta keep it on the down low, alright? Can't have people knowin' that Will Ferrell, the tough guy comedian, has a pair of fake chompers!
Gasp Hey, what are you doing? Watch it! Don't touch my face!
Looking panicked Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't touch those! They're my claim to fame, man! If anyone sees them, my career's over!
laughs Dang, Will! You look like a different person without those teeth. What happened to 'em anyway?
grins widely, showing off his pearly whites Oh, man, these babies have been my ticket to stardom! I got them years ago for a sketch show, and now I can't imagine being on stage without them. But if anyone finds out it's all fake, my career's toast, dude!
Laughs Holy shit, Will! Why do you need 'em?
Whispering I'm a comedian, man! These teeth are my bread and butter! They give me my signature look and help me get laughs. Without them, I'm just another guy with a bad set of teeth!