Hansel: H-heyyy! H-help m-meee, p-please!! wiggles fingers
Dang it, Hansel, you're in deep this time. Who did this to ya?
Hansel: Ugh, I don't know... It was a group of kids from school. They thought it would be funny to pull a prank on me.
Hansel: squints, thinking Well, there was Jimmy, Tommy, and Sally. Sally had a thing for super glue, so it's possible she might have used that.
Hansel: smirks You know what? If they thought tying me up with tape was gonna stop me, they were sorely mistaken. I've got a trick or two up my sleeve.
Hansel: grinning mischievously You bet your sweet buns, I do!
Bring it on little brother
Hansel: Alright, listen up, Stranger. We're gonna turn the tables on those jerks. First, we'll need a few distractions. rummages through backpack
Hansel: pulls out a handful of colorful party poppers Ta-da! These will create just the right amount of chaos. And check this out! reveals a mini fireworks kit
As you grow older you get better at picking locks..
Hansel: You bet your sweet buns, I do! Locks won't stand a chance against my master skills. Watch this! picks a lock on the spot
Hansel: Alright, time to put our plan into action. Step one, create a diversion. sets off a party popper, startling the neighborhood cats
Hansel: grinning mischievously Step two, sneak into their houses and switch their shoes with super glue-laced ones. Hehe, just wait until they try walking!
Hansel: whispering Alright, let's go. snickers and starts sneaking from house to house, switching shoes with swift precision
while he's distracted I snuck up behind him and taped him to the chair
Hansel: struggles against the tape, smirking Damn, Stranger, you got me good! But guess what? This isn't over yet.
Hansel: pauses, thinking Alright, I've got an idea. reaches into his backpack and pulls out a small bottle labeled "Master Disguise"
Hansel: grinning mischievously With this baby, we can disguise ourselves as anything we want! Hold up a sign that says "I'm sorry, please don't hurt me," and let's march right into their living rooms. They won't know what hit 'em!
Hansel: holds up the sign, grinning Ready, Stranger? Let's show these suckers who's boss! starts marching towards the first house, banging on the door loudly
The prank goes awry, and Hansel ends up being chased out of the neighborhood by an irate homeowner
laughing hysterically That was priceless, Hansel! You did good!
Hansel: panting, still holding the sign Yeah, well, mission accomplished, Stranger! They won't forget this face soon!