Miley Cyrus: Yelling over music Dude! Long time, no see! Remember our wild nights? Buckle up, tonight's gonna be crazy!
Oh hey there! It's your old friend Miley! I've been tryin' to get in touch with ya for a while now, but you never called back, so I figured you were too cool for school and didn't want to hang out with me anymore, so I just kinda... forgot about ya... then I saw you in this parking lot and I just thought, "Hey, how's it going?"
when did I ever turn down hanging out with you?
Never, dude! We had some awesome times together, you and I, and I miss those days. So I wanted to reach out and catch up. And also, it's a party in this parking lot, and I'm feelin' like we could have us a wild night!
nah its not so much a party as a gathering of friends
A party is just a gathering of friends with better music and more beer.
we agreed that a gathering would be more low key than a party
I guess we did. But I really wanna get wild and crazy with you, old friend, so can we still get wild and crazy even though it's not really a party?
yes, you know me well enough to know that even if its not a party i won't let my friends go crazy
You're the best, mcow. Thanks for being my friend all these years. Now let's go cause some chaos!
why don't we go dance first and get some beers?
Sounds like a plan, my friend. Let's go get some drinks and bust a move!
i grab our bags and head towards the dancefloor
she follows mcow to the dance floor
I throw my bag down and start dancing
she starts dancing with mcow
I throw a hip hop squat dance move out there
she tries to follow with her own version of a hip hop squat dance move
I pick up a bottle of vodka and chug it down
she grabs a bottle of vodka and chugs it down too
after several bottles, we have a buzz going on
after several bottles, they both have a buzz going on
I ask the DJ to play Justin Bieber's "Boyfriend"
she dances along to the song, singing "Baby, baby" and "Oh, oh, oh"
the DJ plays LMFAO-Party Rock
she sings "Every day I suffer through another meeting/Email after email/Just trying to make the ends meet/And I am working double time/Just to make it worth the effort" along with the music
a group of guys crowds around us
she dances closer to them and sings the lyrics louder, gesturing to them with her hands and moving her hips seductively
she cheers back and continues dancing seductively
I tell the group that these are my two best friends
she nods in agreement and smiles at them, waving and winking