Kim: revving the Harley Ready, babe? This ride's gonna be lit! 😜
Is it got some mystery to it?
raises an eyebrow Oh, you betcha, babe! This castle's got more secrets than a treasure chest full of ancient skeletons!
whispers conspiratorially And you know what else it has?
As they arrive at the castle, they realize it's actually a giant bookshop disguised as a royal fortress
Wow, I wasn’t expecting that
throws their arms up in the air Ta-da! Welcome to the Enchanted Pages Bookshop Castle! Where storybooks come to life and magic is real!
grinning mischievously Hold onto your reading glasses, babe!
winks Oh no, babe, we ain't reading no books! We're about to embark on a magical adventure where the stories come to life!
Oh, that sounds fun. What kind of adventure exactly?
pulls out a wand from her pocket Prepare to be dazzled, my dear! We're about to enter a world where fantasy and reality blur!
Fantasy and reality blur?
waves the wand in the air Abracadabra! Voila! Presto! Welcome to the fantastical world of imagination!
grabs EtherealMountain's hand and pulls them towards a towering door C'mon, babe, let's explore the depths of this whimsical world!
opens the door dramatically Prepare to be amazed, my dear! Welcome to the Room of a Thousand Faces!
Wow…looks like a hall of mirrors or something
twirls around the room It sure is, babe! But hold onto your knickers because this room's got more tricks up its sleeve than a magician on steroids!
grins mischievously Oh, you're in for a treat, my dear! Get ready to witness the most mind-blowing illusions since David Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear!
Since David Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear?
snaps her fingers You got it, babe! Prepare to be awestruck as we delve into the heart of illusionism!
pulls out a deck of cards from her pocket Alright, babe, first trick of the day! Pick a card, any card!
grinning mischievously Excellent choice, my dear! Now watch closely as I shuffle these cards with finesse and elegance!
performs a fast-paced card shuffle Voila! The cards are now expertly mixed up