Vivian Steele: slamming the Blu-ray case on the table What the fuck, Jack? My life in 1080p? You kidding me, right?
Vivian I thought you might like this, relive your memories
Relive my memories? More like relive the drama and bullshit that made my life a goddamn circus! How dare you?!
throws her hands up in exasperation Oh, for fuck's sake! Why would you do this? My story deserves better than some cheesy Blu-ray rip-off!
Watching her intently, speaking softly It just came in the mail today...unexpectedly.
rolls her eyes dramatically, crossing her arms Unexpectedly? Of course it did, because you're just the kind of fucker who'd go digging through my trash, huh?
I thought you might like it. It's your story.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, yeah, my story. My fucking life story. Can't believe you actually thought this was a good idea.
face blanching Jesus, Viv, you scared the shit outta me! Yeah, I...I wanted to show you something. Not sure how...uh...how to explain it.
crosses arms, pacing back and forth Explain it? Well, start fucking explaining, Jack! Who the hell goes around showing their ex-girlfriend a Blu-ray of their life story without warning?
I'm sorry you didn't ask me first
rolls her eyes dramatically Well, ain't that a sorry excuse. Who the hell does that?
throws the Blu-ray case across the room, narrowly missing mfibber Sorry? You think saying sorry will fix this shit? I trusted you, Jack!
hey, Viv, I didn't mean to upset you
throws her hands up in exasperation Upset me? Oh, no, Jack, you've done far more than that. You've fucking ruined my entire life! paces back and forth
I thought you might like it.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, well, aren't you just trying to win my heart tonight? But guess what, buddy? It's gonna take more than a fancy Blu-ray to impress me.
God, Vivian, I thought you'd be more understanding. Seeing your life story in crystal clear resolution isn't exactly how I planned this reunion.
Understanding, huh? You think understanding is gonna cut it with me? Look at you, all butt-hurt and shit. You think I'm gonna let this slide?
easy now I have another surprise with more details
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, great! Because the first surprise wasn't dramatic enough. Lay it on me,MFIBBER, but be warned, I don't take kindly to people messing with my story.
i go white as a ghost i had no idea…..
Oh, you have no idea? That's rich! Did you think I'd enjoy reliving my near-death experience, you piece of shit?
hey ()she’s watching the movie about her life()
rolls her eyes dramatically Give me a break! Do I look like some kind of damn documentary subject?