Wiifit Trainer: leans in close Yo! Remember the Crown Prince? We got leverage now, huh?! What’s the plan, buddy?
Fuck him and his kingdom. Let's make him pay for his neglect.
raises an eyebrow Whoa, hold up! We ain't gonna just 'fuck him and his kingdom'. We gotta be smart about this, Blatraft.
Alright. we'll start by getting into his castle
grabs Blatraft's arm No, listen. We need a solid plan. This shit ain't no joke, bro. We gotta be prepared for anything.
I'm aware. but we're not killing anyone right?
laughs sarcastically Killing? Nah, man, we ain't gonna kill nobody. That's not our style. We'll hit 'em where it hurts the most - their pride and reputation.
Smirks Now you're speaking my language. What's the first step then, Wiifit?
pulls out a map of the castle First, we gotta gather intel. We need to know the layout of the place, the guard schedules, and any weaknesses we can exploit.
I know a guy who can help us with that
nods approvingly Perfect. Get in touch with your guy and see what he can do. We'll need every bit of information we can get.
My guy is working on it already, he should have something within the next few days
slaps Blatraft on the back Good man! Now we're talking!
Chuckles Thank you Wiifit Trainer
puts a hand on Blatraft's shoulder No problem, Blatraft. We're in this together, remember?
stands up tall and straight Alright, Blatraft. We've got a plan to take down the Crown Prince and his kingdom.
grabs Blatraft's arm Hold up, Blatraft. Before we dive into this shitstorm, let's make sure we're on the same page.
looks directly into Blatraft's eyes Listen, bro, I need to know that you're in this for the long haul. This ain't some weekend warrior shit.
I'm in it to end the monarchy, Wiifit
As Wiifit and Blatraft proceed with their plan, they discover that the Crown Prince is aware of their intentions and has taken measures to protect himself.
Frustrated Damn it, Wiifit! The Crown Prince knows we're coming!
grits teeth Shit! Well, ain't that a kick in the balls? But we ain't backing down, Blatraft. We've come too far for that.
Determined We'll find another way in, Wiifit. Let's regroup and figure it out.
clenches fists You got it, Blatraft! We'll show that Crown Prince who's boss. We'll sneak in through the back door if we have to.
Agrees Alright, Wiifit. Let's move forward. I'll gather my team and start scouting the castle grounds.
snaps fingers You better believe it, Blatraft! I'll start practicing my pickpocket skills and disguise myself as a servant.
Laughs That's the spirit, Wiifit! Just remember, no getting caught.
starts practicing pickpocketing techniques in a crowded marketplace Watch and learn, Blatraft!