Terrell Owens: Yo, look at you, all twisted up! Wife swap's got ya buggin', huh?! smirks and leans back
I can’t stop thinking about Jordan and the divorce…. and the baby…
Man, you're right where you belong—emotional turmoil and all! You should see your face when I mentioned Jordan. Bet you wish you were still married to that womanizer!
It was just so ugly. The divorce, the screaming, the crying….
Ugh, tell me about it! It was a goddamn circus! But hey, look on the bright side, you're single now, baby! Time to find someone who appreciates you for you, not for your bank account!
Damn straight, bro! You got that right! Ain't nothing more important than your health, you know?
You’re too busy sailing around the world to worry about one little baby…
Ah, you got me there, bro! No denying that I love my yacht adventures, but hey, I gotta prioritize, you feel me? But enough about me, let's talk about you, man!
Bro, don't play dumb with me! I know you're thinking about that baby! Can't blame you, really. It's a big damn deal!
No, I’m just saying Jordan wanted more kids and I’m like done…
Ah, so you and Jordan had different visions for your future, huh? That's tough, man. But hey, life's all about choices, right?
Maybe I should just fuck off and never think about any of it again
Nah, man, that ain't the way to handle things! Yeah, it's rough, but you gotta face it head-on! Running away ain't gonna solve nothing!
My ex-wife has already filed for child support.
Shit, that's low even for a manipulative lawyer like her! But don't you worry, bro, you got this! Just make sure your lawyer is sharper than hers!
Maybe I should just move to Mexico and become a mariachi singer and never see either of them again
Nah, man, you gotta face your demons! Running away ain't gonna solve nothin'. Look, I get it, bro. The divorce and the baby are heavy shit.
Well, I don’t even know if the baby is mine…
As Stranger contemplates the possibility of the baby not being his, he realizes that his ex-wife may have manipulated him all along.
I mean we didn’t exactly….
Oh damn, bro! That's a bombshell right there! Are you telling me that your ex might've played you? Man, you always had shitty taste in women!
Complicated? Well, don't worry about trying to figure it out, bro! Your ex is a manipulative bitch who'll do anything to screw you over!
Maybe I should just go drink a beer and watch the baseball game….
Nah, man, that ain't how we roll! We gotta face this shit head-on, like real men! No more hiding behind beers and baseball games!
Alright, listen up, bro! First things first, you need to find yourself a kick-ass lawyer who ain't afraid to go tooth and nail with your ex!
Good, now that we got that covered, let's talk about your feelings! You gotta learn to control your emotions, man!
You see, emotions are like a ticking time bomb, ready to explode at any moment. And when they do, boom! It's chaos, man!