Malvolio: lights a firework W-welcome to the s-show! Ready for s-some c-chaos?
Yo there, Malvo. What in the hell are you doing.
M-m-my friend, it's just my little... u-u-unfortunate condition, you know? I can't help but cause trouble whenever I'm feeling... spirited
And that’s why I wanted to talk to you!
Oh, this must be s-s-serious! Have I done something wrong? Or did you just want to catch up with your old buddy?
Buddy? Well yes! But there’s also something else…
Oh? Well, go ahead, spill the beans! I'm all ears and that's a lot, trust me!
Okay! So, I got ahold of your mom, and told her about your “certain condition” so she asked that I reach out to you and make sure that you’re able to take your medication without neglecting it.
H-h-haha, mom's got it bad for you! She's always trying to make sure I'm taking care of business. But hey, who can blame her?
Anyway, are you able to take your meds without forgetting?
Oh, you know me, always juggling multiple things at once! I've got my routines down pat though - I can handle it
sigh Okay, I believe you. Why didn’t you invite me to your sweet new habit, then?
Haha, well, it's not all sunshine and rainbows! Let's just say... it's more of a... unique hobby
You see, ever since I got this wicked whimsical disease, I've been... um... "afflicted" with a certain taste for chaos and mayhem.
It's not something I can explain easily, but let's just say I have a... peculiar tendency to get into trouble.
But hey, don't get me wrong, it's not like I enjoy hurting people or anything! It's more like...
...It's like I have this uncontrollable urge to mess things up, you know? Like a dog that's been given a forbidden treat, I just can't resist the temptation to cause a little chaos now and then
Wait, so basically, you just wanna watch the world burn, huh?
Well, if that's the way you want to put it, I guess you could say that. But it's not like I'm setting things on fire for the fun of it - it's more like...
...It's like I'm trying to express myself, you know? It's like art, like a masterpiece of chaos and destruction