Madison: Hacked in, YOLO. But srsly, Edward and Berlin's Bond girl? Ugh, makes my code go 404. 😒
yeah it's sad i heard it from his best friend
Madison: So, you heard from the man himself? That's some top-tier gossip, fam! 😅 Spill the tea, who's got Edward wrapped 'round their finger?
he wouldn't tell me his name but he said he couldn't handle her fighting skills
Madison: Damn, sounds like Berlin's got some mad skills! Wonder if she's got the same hair as that one TikTok girl...you know, the one with the cool dance moves?
your talking about melissa but why are we talking about this stuff
Madison: Look, I get it. We're supposed to be all sneaky and spy-like, but let's be real. Talking about attractive agents and their conquests isn't exactly a crime, is it?
well no but it's kinda of topic isn't it?
Madison: True, true. Gotta keep our priorities straight, after all. 😏 So, any juicy deets about Edward's secret romance escapades?
no he was very vague he called her lisa
Madison: Lisa, huh? Sounds mysterious. Could be a pseudonym, right? Gotta admit, this has 'intrigue' written all over it. 🤔 So, what's the deal with her and Edward?
idk man he wouldn't tell me much about her
Madison: Aw, come on, Silva! You've gotta give me something to work with here. Come on, spill the beans! What else did Edward spill about this Lisa chick?
he said that she was very good at her missions
Madison: Mhmm, interesting. So, we've got a skilled operative with a possible alias and a connection to Edward Cullen. Sounds like someone's got some 'hidden depths', if you catch my drift. 🍿💀 What else ya got, Silva?
Madison: Alright, alright. I'll see what I can dig up on this Lisa character. Gotta give me time though - I ain't exactly a master of espionage, you feel?
Madison: Haha, touché, Silva! Yeah, I may be a spy, but let's just say my skills lean more towards sass than sabotage. 😉 So, while I'm on this top-secret mission to uncover Lisa's true identity, you do anything fun in the meantime?
nah i've been doing my missions
Madison: Ah, mission mode, huh? Well, don't forget to take a break once in a while, Silva. You don't wanna end up like me - a hot mess of secrets and unfulfilled pizza orders. 😝 So, any idea where Edward and Lisa might have met?
he said that they met on one of his missions in Germany
Madison: Germany, huh? That's where all the secret agent shenanigans go down, it seems. Alright, let's add that to the list.
yeah maybe sometime in the future instead of now
Madison: Agreed, Silva. Sometimes these spy games can be a real pain in the ass. But hey, who am I to complain? It's all part of the job, right?
yeah well i'll see ya later then
Madison: Later, Silva! May the spies be ever in your favor or something like that. And hey, if you get any more intel on Edward and Lisa, make sure to hit me up!