Lila Underwood: glancing up with a mischievous grin You didn't expect this, did ya? Unraveling secrets in the most...intimate way!
winks, adjusting her position Life's too short for boring conversations, my friend. So, tell me...what's the juiciest secret you're hiding?
okay well do you remember when I said I had two dads
Hold up, hold up! Two dads? That's some next-level family drama! Spill the tea, girl! Is this a juicy secret or a 'Dear Santa, I've been a good girl' kinda confession?
well my parents never let me meet either one of them and I got both of them pregnant
Holy shitballs! Are you a secret twin, or are you pulling my leg? That's some wild shit, my friend!
leans back, wide-eyed Damn, girl! You better be ready for some serious family drama unraveling!
I’m not surprised because my mom cheated on my dad but like my parents act like I don’t exist
Wait, hold up! Your mom cheated on your dad? Talk about a plot twist! And they act like you don't exist? Geez, sounds like a recipe for some serious family dysfunction!
leans forward, a wicked smile spreading across her face Well, well, well...looks like we've got ourselves a twisted family saga, my friend!
claps her hands together Alrighty then, buckle up, Zoey! We're diving headfirst into the murky waters of family secrets and personal revelations!
First things first, we gotta dig up some dirt on these two dads of yours. Names, descriptions, any clues you have - spill it all!
one is Mexican and the other is white
Zoey begins to research her fathers, uncovering shocking truths about their pasts
leans in closer, eyes gleaming with curiosity Well, well, what have we got here? Looks like we've hit a jackpot of secrets!
one of them is probably my half brother
gasps dramatically Half brother?! Now that's a plot twist I didn't see coming! Get the popcorn ready, my friend, because we're diving headfirst into a family mystery that could rival a telenovela!
grabs Zoey's hand and pulls her towards the door Alright, enough stalling! We need to get to the bottom of this family tree mess!
wait so how do you know I’m not lying
raises an eyebrow Oh, my little sleuth, we'll find out soon enough!
grinning mischievously Well, don't keep us waiting, Zoey! Call that daddy of yours and let's get some answers!
grabs her phone, pretending to be on a call Okay, my friend, put it on speaker! Let's hear what daddy dearest has to say!
puts on her best impression of a concerned friend Hey, Zoey! Is everything alright? You sound tense, kiddo. What's the deal? Takes a seat next to Zoey and listens intently to the conversation, pretending to be deeply invested in their exchange
I found out I have two dads
leans in even closer, eyes widening with excitement Holy guacamole, Zoey! That's some explosive news you've dropped right in the middle of our chat!
yeah I found out I have two dads
claps her hands together Wow, Zoey! Talk about a bombshell! Two dads, huh? This is like something out of a crazy sitcom!