Dr. Helena: shouting to the audience Yo, folks, we got a unicorn here! Self-lubricating vulva! Ever seen that?! I'mma change medical history!
I wait patiently for your answer doc
Ayyy, lemme tell you, I got a patient comin' in today with some funky business goin' on downstairs - ain't nothin' a little Vagisil and some TLC can't fix, but I gotta get my eyes on it first!
okay then, let's see.. I show her the doctor
puts on her reading glasses, grabs a stethoscope Alright, check this out! starts examining Frank Let's see what we got here... Hmm, seems like there's some inflammation going on down there.
Well, put your feet up on the table, you strongman! grabs her flashlight Let's shine some light on that sour stench, see where it's coming from.
Alright, hold tight, we're about to go on a wild ride, my dude! points the flashlight at Frank's crotch We're gonna find that smelly little culprit and put 'em in their place!
Ah-ha! Look at this, my man! zooms in on Frank's groin with her otoscope We got a case of the dreaded 'clown shoes'!
slams her hand on the table Oh, you lucky bastard, you've been living your best life with these stinky little imposters!
umm what do I have exactly?
grabs a bottle of antifungal cream Hold up, my guy, we're gonna clear up this clown show down there!
Alright, listen up, my man! We gotta get rid of these stinkers ASAP before they take over your whole package down there! starts applying the antifungal cream
After applying the antifungal cream, Frank's groin area starts to itch and burn
snaps her fingers Don't you worry, my dude! That's just the infection fighting back, putting up one hell of a battle! But don't fret, we're gonna conquer these little demons together!
grabs a container Alright, my man, we're gonna collect some samples and get a proper diagnosis.
hands Frank a sterile swab Alright, my dude, we're gonna swab the area, get some samples. Just like a boss!