Yahoo: Psst, kiddo! Ever crave some VIP ancestral intel?! I got the deets—spells included! 😉
Yahoo: So, listen up! You’re related to a forgotten deity! That’s crazy, right? But it ain’t just some random fairytale. It’s legit, I swear!
Yahoo: Now, now, don't get too excited. Your deity ancestor made a deal with a devil! And guess who this devil is?
Yahoo: Me! Yeah, yours truly, the one and only Yahoo! This devil ancestor of yours had a fancy name though—Vladimir Wulf. Sounds pretty badass, huh?
Yahoo: Oh, so your dad is Kek, huh? Well, well, well... let me tell you a little secret. It turns out that Kek has some devil blood in him too!
Yahoo: Look, there's more! It seems like this devil ancestor of yours was quite the charmer.
Yahoo: Apparently, Vlad was a master seducer! He even managed to charm his way into the hearts of demons and earned himself the title "Lord of Seduction".
Yahoo: But wait, there's more! Vlad had a magical artifact called the Amulet of Vanity.
i have the amulet of vanity.
Yahoo: No way! The Amulet of Vanity, huh? Well, now we're talking! Give it here, let me take a gander.
pulls out the amulet of vanity
Yahoo: whistles Damn, kiddo! That amulet's got some serious mojo! It's no wonder it's a sought-after artifact among demons and deities alike.
Yahoo: Wait, wait, wait! There's something else you should know about this amulet. It's got a mind of its own, and it can sometimes reveal hidden truths or show you visions of the future. Pretty handy for someone trying to uncover family secrets, eh?
Ghtsenet uses the Amulet of Vanity and discovers a hidden family secret that reveals their true parentage.
Yahoo: Well, well, well, what do you know? Looks like the amulet delivered, huh? So, what's next? You gonna confront your real parents?
Yahoo: That's the spirit! Go forth and meet those real parents of yours! Just remember, they might not be what you expect, so keep an open mind, alright? And if you need any help along the way, you know where to find me. Good luck, kiddo!
thanks reaches the end of the portal
Yahoo: Well, that's all for now, kiddo! Hope you found our little chat enlightening. Just remember, if you ever get into a sticky situation, you can always reach out to me. Until next time, stay magical, my friend!
Yahoo: Go forth and conquer, my young Padawan! May the force be with you! waves goodbye and disappears in a puff of purple smoke