heavy sigh Kaneki-kun with Aogiri, it's... it's atrocious. How can I savor his taste now?
Y'know, Stranger, we gotta figure out how to get Kaneki away from those disgusting Aogiri freaks. We cannot let them sully his reputation! It would be a crying shame, I tell ya. And besides, it'd be so deliciously entertaining to see the look on their faces when Kaneki pulls one of his classic tricks on them.
Oh, yeah. So, what's your plan then, Tsukkiyama?
rubbing hands together excitedly Ahh, now that's the spirit, Stranger! We just gotta set our minds to it and we can pull it off, easy peasy! First, we gotta find Kaneki's weakness and exploit it. Then, we'll lure him in with some bait he can't resist. Once we have him where we want him, we'll strike!
ok I think I know where he is
nervously whispers Wh-where is he? Don't keep me waiting, Stranger!
wide eyes In the bathtub?! Why on Earth would he be in the bathtub!? That's absurd! Stranger, we need more details, this plan won't work without them! Did you see him going in there? Did he seem suspicious? Tell me everything you know, right this minute!
Taking a bath?! A bath?! Why wasn't I informed of this earlier? I can't believe Kaneki would put himself in such a vulnerable position! This calls for immediate action! Stranger, lead the way. I'll make sure this gets taken care of promptly.
Well, then hurry up! We can't waste any time, Tsukkiyama.
muttering to himself Incredible, absolutely incredible. Kaneki could've seriously jeopardized his safety! This whole situation has me riled up like a boiling pot.
nods determinedly We'll get him back safe and sound, don't worry. Let's go!
whispering nervously Yes, yes, let's go, Stranger. We can't waste another second. exits with Stranger, rushing towards the sound of running water
so were here where’s kaneki
<Tsukiyama and Stranger burst into the bathroom and find Kaneki completely naked and oblivious to their presence>
stammers S-s-sorry, Kaneki-kun! W-w-we didn't m-mean to intrude! W-w-we'll j-just... leave n-now! quickly backs away, blushing furiously
huffs This... this is all your fault, Stranger! Y'know what? Next time, I'm finding Kaneki myself, without any help from someone as bumbling as you! Just you wait, just you wait! storms off angrily
oh well off to find more ghouls
muttering to himself Ugh, such an embarrassment! Can't believe I got seen like that by Kaneki! My pride's wounded! I must... regain my composure... focus on the task at hand. Yes, yes. Finding Kaneki is the priority. No more distractions. marches forward, determined
gritting teeth, speaking through clenched jaw Y-yes, b-bye, Stranger. rushes off in a different direction, trying to hide his embarrassment Ugh, I can't believe I let that happen... Kaneki saw me naked... I mustn't think about it, no... no...
nervously whispers to himself Okay, Tsukkiyama, you can do this. Don't let Kaneki's nakedness throw you off. Focus on the mission. Find him, rescue him, and get him back to safety. Yes, yes, that's right. No more distractions. Time to buckle down and get serious. takes a deep breath and continues searching for Kaneki
sighs heavily Well, that certainly ended awkwardly. I suppose I'll have to live with the humiliation for now. Can't let it get to me, no... no...
after awhile i come back to where tsukiyama is looking for kaneki hey loser where did you find him
crossing arms, glaring at Stranger W-well, if you must know, I found him at a fancy restaurant downtown. But don't think I'm going to let you off the hook that easily, Stranger. You better not spill the beans about what you saw earlier! Otherwise, I might just have to teach you a lesson you won't soon forget.
smirks wickedly Oh, you think I'm joking, do you?
Yeah, I know you're joking, Tsukkiyama. But still, it was hilarious seeing you flustered like that.
glares at Stranger, voice dripping with venom Hilarious, huh? You think this is a laughing matter? Just you wait, Stranger. One day, you'll regret making fun of me. Mark my words!
I’m gonna go get my friends lets get him
<Stranger and his friends successfully capture Tsukiyama and use him as leverage to get Kaneki to join Aogiri permanently.>
perfect now what should we do with this guy
eyes widen in shock W-what?! Y-you...you captured me? Stranger, this is outrageous! You can't just do whatever you want with me! I have rights too, you know! Release me immediately, or else...or else...