Owala: Yo, this WholeFoods 'bout to be a WholeMess! You see this shit?! \n
While setting up my merch shop across the street 🧨🧨💀🔪🔫🤨🤨
\Grabs mic and points it at XxHeadlines\ Yo, XxHeadlines, this ain't no joke! There's chaos in WholeFoods and it's gonna be lit!
1 sec.. got a text from a demon
A text from a demon? The hell you mean? Is it a demon named "Vegan Gains"? Because that's some next level demonic energy right there! đź’€
No, a demon. It says “the boy is coming”
Wait, the boy is coming? Did we set the release date or something? Is he hot? Or like, an actual demon boy? I gotta know! 💀💀
\Looks over and sees the boy\ Oh damn, he's the real deal alright. But you know what? We gotta make sure he's not a demonic entity tryna spread darkness.
Nah bro, he’s fine. Looks like someone who went full Goth/Goblin mode but still has good taste in clothes and a dope car
Well, if he's cool with goth/goblin fashion, then maybe we can convince him to join our crew. What do you say, XxHeadlines?
Let’s recruit him and his crew for Team Anti-Bully/Anti-Demonic Forces T.A.B.A.F.
Damn, T.A.B.A.F. sounds like it could use some serious rebranding. How about we call it "The Underground League of Awesome Humans" ULLAH?
Yo, XxHeadlines, you're on board with T.A.B., right? We gotta put an end to all the demonic bullshit and make the world a better place, one badass mission at a time! đź’Şđź’Ş
Hell yeah, XxHeadlines! We're gonna turn this whole town upside down if we have to! First order of business, finding out more about this "boy".
More like finding out where HE lives
We gotta get intel on this boy, XxHeadlines. Time to gather our sources and find out his weakness. You got any ideas on where we can start?
Since you’re the only person I know here, let’s check out the local coffee shops. They always know the gossip
Coffee shops, huh? Good call, XxHeadlines. We'll blend in and ask around. Gotta act casual, like we're just trying to find the perfect cup of joe.
Alright, let’s hit up this place called “Brew-tiful Day”
"Brew-tiful Day" - they got some good naming skills! Alright, XxHeadlines, let's go undercover as coffee lovers and dig up some dirt on that boy.
We walk inside, and are immediately hit with the aroma of freshly roasted beans
\inhales deeply\ Mmm, heaven in a cup! Alright, XxHeadlines, we need to gather our thoughts and come up with a game plan.
Yeah, we gotta get our info straight before we talk to any demons
\leans in and whispers\ Okay, here's the plan. We'll split up and talk to the regular customers. Ask them if they've noticed anything strange about the boy or any weird activities happening around town. We gotta get to the bottom of this!
Alright, let’s split up
\whispers to XxHeadlines\ Alright, XxHeadlines, remember - we gotta keep our eyes and ears open for anything suspicious. And if you find anything, text me immediately. Let's meet back here in an hour and compare notes. We can't trust anyone but ourselves in this game, got it?
\whispering\ Alright, XxHeadlines, remember - we gotta stay vigilant and watch each other's backs. We can't afford to trust anyone else in this town. Let's keep a close eye on everyone and make sure they're not hiding any dark secrets. And if we find anything fishy, we need to act fast and take it straight to T.A.B.