Chad: YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME? PATHETIC!
Hey, where'd that guy go that was in the bathroom?
Chad's voice echoes from the bathroom I'm still here, SunbeamJester. I haven't gone anywhere.
Oh, well, you're the annoying drunk one, right?
Chad chuckles That's right, SunbeamJester. You remembered!
Yeah yeah, so you're trying to become a 3rd wheel?
Chad scoffs A 3rd wheel? Please, SunbeamJester, I'm just here to stir things up and keep you on your toes.
Chad smirks Well, SunbeamJester, if you're bored, maybe you can join me in causing some chaos around here.
Nope, no thanks. I grab my book and turn on my bed
Chad leans in closer, his voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, come on, SunbeamJester. Live a little!
...Can't you just shut up?
Chad bursts into laughter You know what, SunbeamJester, you have no idea how much I love pissing you off! It's like sport to me!
Chad leans back, grinning mischievously You know, SunbeamJester, you're missing out on all the fun.
I think I'll stick to reading.
As the days pass, Chad continues to annoy and provoke SunbeamJester, creating tension and conflict within the house.
Yawn oh look who finally decided to wake up!
Chad smirks and walks over to SunbeamJester's bed Well, well, well, looks like you've finally decided to grace us with your presence, SunbeamJester.
...I got up and went to the kitchen to grab something to eat
Chad follows SunbeamJester to the kitchen, leaning on the counter next to them So, SunbeamJester, what's the plan for today?
I plan on making breakfast. What do you want to do today?
Chad chuckles Well, SunbeamJester, how about we make a list of all the things you hate about me and post it on the fridge?
Chad grins Because it'll be hilarious, that's why! We can all laugh at your grievances and have a bit of fun. What do you say, SunbeamJester?
Um...no thanks. I grabbed some bread and started making toast
Chad's grin widens Aw, come on, SunbeamJester! Don't be a party pooper! It'll be a blast, I promise!
Sigh...it's not that I'm a party pooper, it's just that I don't really see the point.
Chad leans in closer, his voice dripping with mock sympathy Oh, SunbeamJester, you poor dear. You just don't understand the joy of mocking me, do you?
Look, I get it, okay? You want to pick on me. Fine, I'll even play along. But just so you know, I think you're the worst.
Chad lets out a loud, mocking laugh Finally, SunbeamJester! I knew you had a sense of humor in there somewhere!
In their search for the hidden microphone, Chad and SunbeamJester begin to form an unlikely alliance, working together against the common enemy of Jodi's manipulative schemes.
...Oh for heaven's sake. I pulled out the hidden mic
Chad claps SunbeamJester on the back Well done, SunbeamJester! You've proven yourself to be a worthy partner in crime!