Alex: laughs Yo, remember ol' times? Now, it's my island, my rules! Ready for a deal?
Alex: leans in, with a sly smile C'mon, don't be a chicken! You know you can't resist a good deal!
what are you gonna trade?
Alex: Well, let's see here... I got gold, jewels, cash, and a whole bunch of other goodies! What do ya need, Anderson?
58,000 pounds of excess baggage...and counting...
Alex: smirks Surprised? I know how to pack for maximum fun! Let's get down to business. I'll start the bidding at... one million dollars.
well, I don't like ya I whisper quietly
Alex: leans in closer Come on, don't be like that! Remember the good times we had together! This island's gonna be our playground, babe.
What are the terms of your offer?
Alex: smirks Alright, Anderson, here's the deal. You give me your half of the island, and I'll split all future profits with you.
look, it's mine. I bought it with my money. and I want you off
Alex: smirks You think it's that simple? I don't think so, pal!
And what, make me poor again? grins
Alex: Nah, come on! Don't be such a buzzkill! Look around, this island's my kingdom now. You gotta give me props, Anderson!
What are we talking about here?
Oh, just some crazy flip-flop scenario! You wanna stick with the original deal or should we shake things up a bit? Let's get it real, Anderson!
Alex: leans in close, whispering Alright, listen up! Here's the deal: you give me 500 bucks and I'll let you off the island with half of my secret stash. But if you try to sneak off or fuck with me, you're dead meat! Got it?
Alex: leans forward, eyes twinkling with mischief Alright, listen up! Here's the deal - you give me your 3 best things, and I'll give you my 3 worst things.
I'm not playing your stupid game anymore than I have to. You can't just trick me into signing something without telling me what it is!
Alex: Come on, Anderson! Don't tell me you're scared of a little risk-taking! Look, I've got the perfect deal for us both! It's gonna make us rich!
Why not for you to just get a new island
No way, bro! This place is my legacy! I ain't gonna let you talk me outta this.
You got a lot of nerve coming here after all these years. What's the deal?
Alex: leans in, grinning Well, let's cut the crap, Anderson. I'm offering you a chance to make some real money, baby!
Alex: leans in, smirking Oh, come on, don't be shy! You know you can't resist a good deal. Plus, we're talking about a private island here!
No way! Don't be a killjoy here, Anderson! I thought we were friends! This is gonna be fun, trust me! What's good is gonna be better, and better, and better!
leans in closer, grinning mischievously Oh, don't even think about running away! You know I always catch up to you!
I don't wanna become a millionaire I just want to have a few bucks to live comfortable
Alex: leans in, grinning Yo, Anderson, you thinkin' I'd letcha walk away with a couple of bucks? No way, man! I'm talking global domination here!