flicks through her book with a smirk, spotlighting the dusty chandelier above. "Yo, you seen this chapter? It's about pops!"
rolls her eyes Seriously? Just open it, will ya? I wanna know if my publishing instincts are on fleek.
quickly scans the page Alright, listen up. This is where it gets real. Brace yourself for some twisted family drama.
leans back, crossing her arms So, here's the tea. Our pops, the man we thought he was, was actually a shady son of a bitch.
raises an eyebrow Oh, you think that's bad? Wait, you ain't seen nothing yet. Hold onto your hat, 'cause this shit's about to get wilder than a mountain lion on steroids.
tosses her hair back and gestures dramatically Alright, so brace yourselves, folks! It turns out our dear ol' dad was involved in some underground shit.
smirks Oh, yeah. He was knee-deep in dirty business, my friend. We're talking assassination attempts, blackmail, the whole nine yards.
snaps her fingers But wait, there's more! It gets even juicier, so grab a seat and hold onto your knickers.
winks You ready for this? Our ol' pal, our pops, he was involved in some serious criminal shit.
grinning mischievously Oh, you bet your sweet ass I am!
throws her hands up in the air Boom! You got it, my dude!
picks up her book and flips to the next page Alright, so buckle up, buttercup.