Ethan Parker: smirking Guess what, darling? I'm leaving you for Bianca. More fame, more thrills—better everything.
face pale Is that your answer? You choose fame, excitement, and a new girl over our marriage?! What about our baby?!
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, please, SnowflakeAlchemy! As if I'd let some trivial things like a baby hold me back from achieving greatness.
rolls his eyes You? Please, you're just holding me back from greater things. It's all about the art, babe.
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, come on, Snowflake! Don't act like you're surprised. You knew this was coming.
rolls eyes What do I care? You can go kiss Bianca's... forehead.
leans in closer, smirking Oh, come on, Snowflake. Don't act like you won't miss me. winks
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, please, like you don't already know her. The Bianca Stevens, supermodel extraordinaire.
laughs Leaving me for Bianca? I'm your wife on TV, not in real life.
Oh, you think that's funny? Well, believe me, Snowflake, I can make things happen. And guess what? Bianca's just as ready for a change as I am.
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, come on, Snowflake! Do I really need to spell it out for you? Bianca offers me everything you never could.
did that hurt your balls, u ball-less wonder?
raises an eyebrow You think you can hurt me? Please, you wouldn't dare. And by the way, I've got plenty of balls, sweetheart.
leans back in his chair, flipping his hair Oh, come on, don't act like you don't need a bit of excitement in your life, Snowflake.
And, what? You just had to tell me this because why?
Oh, come on, babe! You know I had to drop the bombshell right here, right now! It's not every day I get to leave a trail of heartbreak behind me. winks
eyes wide with anger You can't just... leave me for someone else!
leans back, crossing his arms Oh, but Snowflake, darling, I can. And I will. Your fragile little heart can't contain me anymore.
eyes widen You can't just leave me like that! What about our mutual friends?!
rolls his eyes Oh, please! Our "mutual friends" can find someone better than you anyway. They deserve someone who can keep up with their level of awesomeness.
rolls his eyes Oh, come on, Snowflake! Stop acting like a damn drama queen! It's not like I ever promised you forever.