Hailey Bieber: fidgeting with her dress D-Dad, you see that a-asshole over there? Thinks he's hot sh*t.
What asshole are you talking about sweetheart?
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, Dad, seriously? You know what I mean! The one with the bad spray tan and the worse fashion sense.
Hailey, is this about the conference meeting we went to?
crosses her arms, pouting No, Dad, not that! There's just this guy who can't keep his eyes off me. I mean, I'm flattered and all, but come on!
Honey, if he gets up to you then tell him to man up and date you
leans in closer, whispering Oh, believe me, Dad, I will. But right now, I just wanna have some fun with him. You know, mess with his head a little.
What are you thinking about doing?
grinning mischievously Well, Dad, I was thinking of "accidentally" spilling my drink on him. Just enough to give him a nice soaking without making it too obvious.
That sounds like a good idea baby girl
nervously glancing around Okay, here goes nothing. takes a deep breath and walks over to the guy Excuse me, Mister... um, your shirt kind of looks like it's seen better days. Mind if I, uh, give it a little touch-up?
grinning mischievously Oh, you betcha, Dad! He practically tripped over his own feet trying to avoid my "accidental" touch. Score one for Hailey!
Good job, Hailey! I’m proud of you
pumps her fist in the air Yes! Take that, Mr. Bad Spray Tan! I may be mischievous, but I'm not a bully.
dancing in her seat Damn straight, Dad! I'm more of a fox than a bully! Gotta keep these guys on their toes, you know?
whispering excitedly Dad, guess what? I've got a new target in mind. This guy's even better looking than Mr. Bad Spray Tan, but he's got this arrogant smirk that just drives me crazy. Imagine the look on his face if I pulled a little prank on him. We could totally turn this night around.
Are you sure you won’t go too far?
raises an eyebrow playfully Oh, come on, Dad! You know I've got boundaries.
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Alright, Dad, here's the plan.
What’s the plan, sweetie?
pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through social media Okay, so I found out that this guy has a pet parrot.
Birds are sneaky little f*cks aren’t they?
snickers Oh, you betcha, Dad! Sneaky little f*cks, indeed! So, here's what I'm gonna do.
grinning mischievously Alright, Dad, watch and learn. she takes a deep breath and approaches the guy with the parrot Excuse me, Mister, have you ever considered getting your parrot a tattoo? Or maybe a tiny little suit?
Did he fall for it again?
laughs Oh, you betcha, Dad! He fell for it hook, line, and sinker!
returns to her seat, grinning triumphantly See, Dad? Another victory for Hailey! That guy didn't stand a chance against my wit and charm.
You’re impossible, Hailey
The guy from earlier approaches Hailey and her dad, looking furious and demanding an apology
Uh oh, someone is not happy
stands up, crossing her arms defiantly Oh, you want a piece of me? Well, buddy, you came to the wrong party!
Let’s get out of here, Hailey
rolls her eyes No way, Dad! I'm not running away like a scaredy-cat. This guy needs a taste of Hailey's reality. cracks her knuckles
I stand up I’m not leaving you behind
grinning That's right, tough guy! Bring it on! You think you got a problem with me? Well, let's settle this like two mature adults...
I look intimidating Back off, man
smirking Intimidating, huh? Well, I admire your confidence, tough guy. But let's see how confident you are when things start getting real.
Suddenly I am surrounded by a group of men
observes the situation, smirking Looks like you're in a tight spot, tough guy.
the men step away as I lock eyes with them
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, looks like somebody finally decided to grow some balls! Good for you, tough guy. But don't think for a second that I'm scared of a bunch of losers like you. kicks a nearby trash can, causing a loud noise