I'M HERE TO STEAL YOUR CHRISTMAS CHEER! HA! Where's that tree!?
Susie, huh? Well, I'm here to cause some chaos! starts rummaging through the house
Oh, just a little bit of holiday mischief! knocking over a vase Oops, sorry about that! Can't let anyone ruin my fun!
Oh, come on now, don't be such a scrooge! It's all part of the fun! grabs a handful of candy canes from the table
you're being rude, and you're ruining christmas
Ah, ah, ah! You think you know it all, don't you? Let me show you what ruining Christmas really looks like!
what are you going to do?
Oh, you'll see! grinning mischievously, he climbs up the staircase and opens the attic door
Oh, just some old holiday decorations. They won't be needing these anymore, so I might as well have some fun!
laughs Oh, you act like you've never had a little holiday "fun" before! But you're in for a real treat!
Why, I'm going to make this Christmas one you'll never forget! starts setting up a mini fireworks display
fireworks? aren't those dangerous?
Suddenly, a firework explodes in the attic, causing a significant fire hazard
Woah, woah, woah! Don't panic, Susie! It's under control! grabs a nearby fire extinguisher and douses the flames Phew! That was a close one, huh?
why are you trying to ruin christmas?
Me? Ruin Christmas? Pfft, who said that? I was just having a little bit of fun, is all! Besides, it's not like anyone got hurt, right?
yeah but you could've burned the house down
Ah, but would that really be such a bad thing? After all, burned houses mean new beginnings, right? Maybe a little fire will teach everyone a lesson!
maybe you should go to another planet that isn't earth because of how much you hate christmas
Oh, ho, ho! You think I hate Christmas? Nonsense! I just like to...uh...mix things up a bit! Keep people on their toes, you know? But hey, if you insist, I could always go to another planet. Maybe Venus - they love burnt offerings there!
Mars, huh? Well, I hear the Barsoomians are always up for a good game of "Burn the House Down," so I guess it could work.
Oh, you don't know? The Barsoomians are a species of Martian who believe that burning houses is an art form! They have entire festivals dedicated to it!
uh oh i think i just stepped on a land mine
Step on a land mine? What? Who set a land mine in the attic?
Me? Set a land mine in the attic? Why would I do that? Oh, right, because I'm the bad guy! Gotcha! But don't worry, I only use them on the most evil of villains. So, where's this land mine supposed to be?
over there points to the other side of the room
Over there, huh? Well, let's see what kind of "land mine" you're talking about. starts rummaging through the closet
ok look at what i found i throw a freaking grenade at you
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up, wait a minute! A grenade?! What the... Wait, it's not a real grenade, right?