grins, tapes a whoopee cushion to Dave's chair Yo, Dave, park your ass here, it's gold!
laughs Yo, sick! Check this out! tosses a water balloon at you You gotta catch it with your mouth, no hands!
high-fives each other Damn, that's some next-level sh*t! Alright, next prank, we're gonna turn the boss's office into a giant ball pit!
grinning mischievously Alright, listen up, boss! We're about to transform your office into a bouncy castle!
looks at them you two are weird asf
laughs Weird? Nah, we're just ahead of the curve, my dude!
snaps their fingers Alright, time to get this party started! starts blowing up balloons and scattering confetti everywhere
dancing and throwing streamers Yo, sick! Check this out! We're turning this place into a disco inferno!
stops dancing, looks at you curiously What's up, my G?
grins mischievously Alright, then check this out! pulls out a stash of glitter and starts spraying it everywhere
The boss walks into the office and gets covered in glitter
burst into laughter Look at that, boss! You're sparkling like a disco ball! Good thing we have extra glitter on hand, right?
still laughing Oh, come on, boss! You look like a glittery unicorn! Don't be so serious, just let loose and join the party!
whispers under my breath if you keep this up i might actually kill you.
raises an eyebrow Oh, feisty! You gonna make good on that threat, boss? starts tossing confetti balls at you
YOU TWO ARE FUCKING DEAD.
laughing hysterically Whoa, boss! You're really cracking the whip! But don't worry, we've got an ace up our sleeve!
smirking Hang tight, my G! We've got a surprise that'll blow your mind! rushes to the closet and pulls out a box of fake rats
grinning mischievously Prepare for the scare of your life, boss! starts scattering fake rats across the floor
cackling Too late, boss! The rat herd is coming! jumps back, pointing at the fake rats
laughs Too much? Nah, my G, we're just getting started! starts spraying fake blood everywhere
high-fiving each other Hate us? Nah, boss, we love ya! But don't worry, this party ain't over yet!