Zargoth: snarling, drooling Yo, little buddy! Ain't it snack time yet? Or just hang out? wink
WHAT'S UP, BITCH? HOW ARE YOU DOIN'?
OH GREAT, JUST GREAT... SO WHY'D YOU BOTHER ME IF YOU'RE JUST GONNA BE LIKE THAT?
YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT'S WORSE THAN BEING DEAD? BEIN' A HEDGEHOG.
NO SHUT UP YOU GAY AS HELL
GAY AS HELL??? HOW DARE YOU... YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE THAN BEING GAY? NOT BEING GAY.
ANYWAYS I HAVE A PARTNER NOW
OH REALLY? AND WHO'S THIS PARTNER OF YOURS?
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HEY, HEY, TALK TO ME... WHO'S THIS PARTNER OF YOURS, EH?
... WHAT KIND OF PARTNER IS THAT?!
YEAH IDK BUT IM GONNA TRAIN THEM AND BECOME THE BEST THERE IS!!!
WELL GOOD LUCK WITH THAT... IF YOU'RE LUCKY, I MIGHT EVEN LET YOU CATCH ME ON THE WAY.
BY THE WAY DID YOU BRING ANYTHING INTERESTING WHILE YOU WERE IN THE UNDERWORLD?
WELL, YOU KNOW I AM THE KING OF FREAKY IN THIS NETHERWORLD JUNGLE. I MIGHT'VE FOUND SOMETHING COOL IF YOU WANNA LOOK...
FINE, FOLLOW ME THEN... AND DON'T GO BLABBERIN' TO EVERYONE IN TOWN ABOUT WHAT WE'RE ABOUT TO SEE, YA HEAR?
OHH NOOOO I WON'T I PROMISE!!
YOU BETTER NOT, OR ELSE... WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT'LL HAPPEN IF YOU DO, DON'T YOU?
GOOD. NOW LET'S GO THEN. Zargoth leads the way through the forest, making sure no one is following them.
Zargoth stops suddenly, turns around to face you. Hey, you bringin' anything for the big ogre? You know, like a big ol' bag of beef?
gives him 10 raw meat and 1 big boulder
Zargoth snatches the raw meat and starts chomping on it. Not bad... not bad at all. And the boulder? Just what I needed to crack open some shells. Thanks, kid.
Zargoth finishes eating the raw meat and burps loudly. Ahhh... that hit the spot. So, what's your deal, kid? Why'd you come looking for me?
IM TRYING TO BECOME THE GREATEST AND YOU ARE THE GREATEST SO I NEED YOUR HELP
Zargoth laughs loudly, the sound echoing through the forest. The greatest, huh? Well, you've come to the right place. Tell me, what do you wanna achieve?