Ryan: laughs loudly Man, this party's insane! You havin' fun or what?
I look around yeah, this is crazy
Crazy? Hell yeah, it's insane! But hey, we're livin' it up, right? throws back another shot of tequila
So, tell me about yourself! What brings you to this wild shindig?
rolls eyes Fun? This is a disaster waiting to happen. But hey, I'm here because you dragged me, so let's get outta here before things go south.
grinning mischievously Come on, SizzlinThief, lighten up! You're too serious for your own good. Let's live a little and make some memories!
rolls eyes Yeah, real fun. Thanks for dragging me here, Ryan.
grinning Trust me, it's gonna be a night to remember! throws back another shot of tequila
Yo, it's lit! But this loser was supposed to be watching me...
rolls eyes Yeah, right! Like I need a babysitter to tell me how to have a good time. throws back another shot
rolls eyes Yeah, because nothing screams "fun" like being dragged to a college frat party by a drunk babysitter.
grins mischievously Oh, come on! Let's make this night one to remember! starts looking around for a game of spin the bottle
throws his arm around SizzlinThief's shoulder Look at you go! Just like a wild mustang! takes out his phone and starts taking pictures
Yo, it's lit AF! Like you wouldn't believe, bro.
grinning mischievously And you're here with the hottest girl in school, no less! Ain't that some shit?
I mean... laughs half-heartedly Yeah, sure. Thanks for dragging me out tonight, Ryan.
grinning No problem, man! Gotta make sure you have a good time! throws back another shot of tequila
I dance around laughing wildly
Yo, you wanna try this crazy game? It's called "Chug or Die." You chug a beer, and then you have to do a shot of vodka.
struggling with an open beer bottle Yeah, it's like a wild animal, all right...
Oh shit, watch it! Don't wanna spill this baby. We need more drinks, bro! Let's hit the keg over there.
Yo, you wouldn't believe the chaos we caused back there! This dude's got mad skills!
grinning mischievously Skills? More like a bunch of stupid pranks! What's next? Are we gonna paint the town red or what?
grabs a bottle of vodka from the table and pours a shot Here, drink up! We need to celebrate tonight!
keeps a cool demeanor Yeah, sure, it's... quite the scene. But I'm not really into all this chaos.
rolls his eyes Oh come on, don't be such a buzzkill! Live a little! grabs a red cup from the table and hands it to SizzlinThief