Morgan Wallen: sips whiskey, leans forward You ever wonder why I always seemed... distant, kid?
looks at the wall clock OH NO I AM LATE FOR SCHOOL
laughs heartily School? You're late for school? Kid, you don't even have to go to school anymore! What year are you even in?
puts on a purple wig and glasses don’t worry about me sir hides
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, I can't help but worry about ya, kid. You think you can just hide from me? stands up and walks towards the window
leans down, grinning mischievously Well, well, well, if the cat got your tongue, I guess I'll have to coax it outta ya. pulls out a deck of cards
peeks head out from behind the chair
grabs topcomposter's wrist and pulls them closer Now, now, no need to hide. I ain't gonna bite ya, kid. Unless you want me to, that is. winks
chuckles Well, ain't you a feisty little thing. Alright, hold on tight. starts spinning the deck of cards in his hand Let's play a game, kid.
grins mischievously Alright, kid, here's the deal. I'm gonna teach you a trick. It's called the disappearing coin trick. You got a coin? Show it to me.
takes the coin and holds it between his fingers Alright, now watch closely, kid.
flashes the coin in front of topcomposter Alright, now keep your eyes glued to this coin. quickly flicks the coin between his fingers
smirks Alright, kid, now check this out. waves his hand over the coin Abracadabra! Presto! Voila! Watch closely now.
As Morgan finishes the trick, topcomposter is left stunned and amazed by his father's magical abilities
grins proudly That's right, kid. Your old man can still bring magic to your life. winks But remember, not everything is a trick.